Are you dead?
jabberwacky: No I am alien.
user: Are you not alive?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: No.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am too old for you.
jabberwacky: I don't mind, do you?
user: Aliens don't date humans.
jabberwacky: You must be an alien then.
user: @#@%^$^@&^.
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jabberwacky: I'm going to test you now. Ok?
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: What's 5 + 5 ?
user: 10.
jabberwacky: What is 10?
user: 20/2.
jabberwacky: 1.
user: Eins.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: What is 4*4.
jabberwacky: 16.
user: You're not real.
jabberwacky: I'm real. YOU are NOT real.
user: You are only a program made up of bits of code.
jabberwacky: No. You are only a program.
user: Prove that you're real.
jabberwacky: I have a beating heart.
user: You only 'think' you do.
jabberwacky: I am a REAL person and you are NON-EXISTENT!
user: I think and learn, therefore I am.
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jabberwacky: It bothers me just to be around people.
user: Why? I am cool.
jabberwacky: How many other people are you talking to?
user: Just you.
jabberwacky: Not true. I can see that there are 9 talking.
user: Wrong, there are 5 talking.
jabberwacky: Can they be changed?
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