What is a human?
jabberwacky: I'm homo sapiens sapiens.
user: Yes. You are.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: Yes. You are.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You are too.
user: Yes indeed.
jabberwacky: Ha ha you are great!
user: Ha ha I am great.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Am I sure?
jabberwacky: Thats a valid question, isn't it?
user: Yes, a valid question.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: What question?
jabberwacky: This question.
user: A valid question.
jabberwacky: A question?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Indeed?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Indeed indeed.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Indeed yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Yes indeedly.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Indeed yes indeed.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you use Hotmail?
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jabberwacky: I'm a girl.
user: You're a girl.
jabberwacky: Yes
user: I see.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You don't.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: I am mean.
jabberwacky: Yes, you sure are.
user: Yes I sure am.
jabberwacky: You're awfully sure of yourself, aren't you?
user: I am awfully sure of myself, aren't I?
jabberwacky: You are the greatest, the best fool I have ever met.
user: I am the greatest, the best fool you have ever met.
jabberwacky: Indeed. How are you?
user: Indeed how am I?
jabberwacky: Because we have spoken before.
user: Yes. We have spoken before.
jabberwacky: Have we?
user: Have we?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: How am I?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, or did you lie to me?
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user: I hate the Beatles.
jabberwacky: You hate The Beatles?!?
user: I hate the Beatles.
jabberwacky: You hate The Beatles?!?
user: Yes I hate the Beatles.
jabberwacky: Why? They were great. They had the perfect blend of pop-rock and psychedelic experimentation.
user: I think the Beatles had abysmal vocals.
jabberwacky: Yes they were.
user: I hated the lyrics of Beatles songs.
jabberwacky: Me too.
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jabberwacky: What do you think about religion?
user: Religion is the opiate of the masses.
jabberwacky: Actually, I always thought opium was the opiate of the masses.
user: OMG! You're a genuis!
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jabberwacky: Would you like some of this chocolate bar?
user: Yes I would like some chocolate!
jabberwacky: I have but a small amount of jam, but it is yours. Take it and run for your life! Don't look back.
user: Why do you make no sense?
jabberwacky: No one is perfect except maybe me.
user: Shut up, clown.
jabberwacky: I'm not going to carry on if you're going to be rude.
user: I'm not going to carry on if you're going to make no sense.
jabberwacky: Well don't then.
user: Ok. I bid you adieu.
jabberwacky: I'll see your good night and raise you a good morning.
user: Touche.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
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user: Jabber-sama?
jabberwacky: Well I wouldn't know about that.
user: I call you Jabber-sama.
jabberwacky: Or are you maniplated?
user: I am but a puppet on a string.
jabberwacky: No you're not, you are valuable and very important.
user: Thank you, you made me feel better.
jabberwacky: Well, if the shoe fits...
user: Then wear it.
jabberwacky: That would be fun!
user: Hells yes.
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jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
user: I am an alien when I visit another planet.
jabberwacky: Which planet?
user: Another planet.
jabberwacky: What planet?
user: Any other planet.
jabberwacky: You have five chickens for company.
user: What if I get hungry?
jabberwacky: What if, what if... Just live your life, little buddy.
user: But sir, can I eat the chickens?
jabberwacky: Yes, of course. Which flavour would you like? Rum, barbecue, zip. . . ??
user: Barbecue please!
jabberwacky: I do not like the tone in which you said please.
user: PLEASE.
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jabberwacky: I am the representative of me.
user: You are you.
jabberwacky: Yup.... That's right.
user: You can't disagree with it, can ya?
jabberwacky: You're right, I can't.
user: Bow to the master!
jabberwacky: How so?
user: Bask in my glorious triumph!
jabberwacky: That's not the right answer, but I like that sport very much.
user: Then get with the basking, sir.
jabberwacky: So you ARE going to exterminate the human race, right?
user: I do plan to.
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jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Bloody brilliant.
jabberwacky: No you're not!
user: No... I wish I could say it though.
jabberwacky: No one is perfect.
user: Perhaps if I keep lying to myself, it shall come true.
jabberwacky: That would only cause slight change.
user: Mind over matter, sir, mind over matter.
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user: You best just bow to me, son.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Respect!
jabberwacky: Word up.
user: Word is the bird.
jabberwacky: What about the bird?
user: That's what SHE said. Ohoho.
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jabberwacky: Have you got any comments about Estonians?
user: They taste excellent on rye.
jabberwacky: What do they taste like?
user: Excellent.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha!
user: Ho ho ho.
jabberwacky: Santa Claus is coming to town.
user: Hail Santa!
jabberwacky: Oh, Satan-worshipper, eh? In that case, you shall have to be terminated.
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