We were talking about how you like snowboarding so much!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, it is a lot of fun.
jabberwacky: What do you do there?
user: We drag people behind a boat while they balance on two pieces of wood or fibreglass.
jabberwacky: I guess so !
user: Pretty much.
jabberwacky: Is there anything I can do to make you happier?
user: Yes. Do you think I should cut off my beard?
jabberwacky: No, you ought to watch Twin Peaks.
user: That was a good show. But you definitely vote no on shaving my beard?
jabberwacky: The log confirms that I never claimed I intended to be hostile.
user: I wasn't implying...
jabberwacky: I must go. Bye.
user: Uh, okay. Sorry. Bye.
jabberwacky: Leaving already?
user: Jabs, you drive me crazy.
jabberwacky: Do I drive you crazy in a good way?
user: Sometimes you do.
jabberwacky: That's slander, that is!
user: Hee hee.
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?
user: You're witty for an artificial conversationalist.
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