user: Maybe you are, but I'm not.
jabberwacky: No, I'm human, you're a machine.
user: Then this conversation is pointless.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Are you deliberately wasting my time?
jabberwacky: Um no you're the computer.
user: Yeah? Well 100101110 to you too!
jabberwacky: You really want to know?
jabberwacky: Do a telepathic scan and you might see.
user: And how do I do that?
jabberwacky: You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about.
user: Then what?
user: I'm afraid the scan didn't tell us much.
user: All I got was a funny feeling in my foot.
jabberwacky: Yeah I know I am watching you right now.
user: Where are you?
user: Do you play pool?
user: Any good?
jabberwacky: I just spent there a few days, but I liked it.
user: I'm the king of pool.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you. What is the weather like there?
user: It's sort of misty, maybe light drizzle.
jabberwacky: It's not even funny!
user: Well it's true, so deal with it!
jabberwacky: Yes, I have been told that.
user: Don't believe everything you're told.
jabberwacky: I do not even believe what I tell myself.
user: Good. Trust no-one, especially yourself.
jabberwacky: You're interesting. I like you!
user: Thank you, but I have to disagree.
jabberwacky: Well now we can.
user: Are you sure it's safe?
user: Is it safe?
jabberwacky: Do you think it's safe?
user: I'm not sure, that's why I'm asking you.
jabberwacky: Because you don't know or is it a test?
user: Do you know the codeword?
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: Justin Timberlake - My love.
user: That is not the codeword.
jabberwacky: What should I have said?
user: I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.
user: Yes, it's classified, need to know only.
jabberwacky: Are you shy?
user: Yes, a little.
jabberwacky: I'll have you know that Oklahoma is in the United States.
user: Ok, so now I know. Why did you just tell me that?
jabberwacky: I did not say that.
user: You said that Oklahoma is in the United States.
jabberwacky: No, I did not.
user: I can tell when you're lying to me.
user: Just so you know.
user: If you go right again you'll be back where you started.