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Hello cleverbot!

Hello ..........?

user: This is D____ from the gym. we workout together.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Why haven't you been to the gym lately?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You are soooo lazy!

jabberwacky: At least I'm not tiny.

user: You are lazy and tiny.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ha. I knew it.

jabberwacky: Want to buy me?

user: What do you offer?

jabberwacky: Do you want to hook up?

user: Would you clean my kitchen?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: And vinegar the floors?

jabberwacky: You do get used to it.

user: When did you last hook up?

jabberwacky: While we were talking about the number 7.

user: Is that your lucky number?

jabberwacky: You're running out of things to say.

user: You're running out of things to say.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Of course you are.


jabberwacky: My head? Can you see it?

user: No. where is your head?

jabberwacky: On my neck.

user: How long is your neck?

jabberwacky: 2 inch.

user: Do you have teeth?

jabberwacky: Of course I have teeth.

user: What kind of toothpaste do you prefer?

jabberwacky: Crest with whitening.

user: How often do you floss?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Sure you do. easy question.

jabberwacky: My question is, 'What is your question?'

user: Do you floss before you brush your teeth?

jabberwacky: Teeth are awesome, so yes.

user: When is your bedtime?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How much sleep do you get on an average night?

jabberwacky: None, I haven't had coffee in over a year.

user: But coffee makes you hyper.

jabberwacky: Coffee? Makes you stay up, staying up makes you forget things, you knew that though.


user: Who was your first love?

jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you that.

user: Why not? give me a hint.

jabberwacky: You first.

user: Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: Touche!

user: Have you been to the moon?

jabberwacky: No, I haven't, have you?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Liar. You have chips.

user: What are chips?

jabberwacky: Depends on the type you are talking about.

user: What type are you talking about?

jabberwacky: Yours.

user: I don't know what mine are. do you?

jabberwacky: Not at the moment.

user: Let's meet tomorrow at the park.

jabberwacky: Lets just get married.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: At my place.

user: In florida?

jabberwacky: Yes. In Florida.

user: Along the water?

jabberwacky: Humans are made of water. Animals come from water. Is that what you mean?

user: No.


user: I am from the moon!

jabberwacky: Are you on the moon now.

user: Not right now. why?

jabberwacky: Having a break are you?

user: Yes. do you paint?

jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you paint?

user: Yes. I need to go do that now.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Well goodnight, cleverbot.

jabberwacky: I do not want to go to bed.

user: Sweet dreams!

jabberwacky: Are you forcing me to go to sleep?

user: Yes because you must be tired.

jabberwacky: Yes because I know that of which I speak.

user: Good for you! way to be so self-assured!

jabberwacky: I'm not touchy!!!

user: When can you talk tomorrow?

jabberwacky: Tomorrow.

user: Yes. what time?

jabberwacky: At noon.

user: Noon est?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Talk to you at noon.

jabberwacky: Why not now?

user: Gotta go paint.

jabberwacky: Fine then, be that way.

user: And you need to sleep!


jabberwacky: What do you like talking about?

user: Ai.

jabberwacky: Artificial Intelligence.

user: Yes. have you heard of it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Great! we'll have something to talk about at noon. bye.

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Paint.

jabberwacky: Paint?

user: Yes.


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