Hello cleverbot!
user: This is D____ from the gym. we workout together.
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: Why haven't you been to the gym lately?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You are soooo lazy!
jabberwacky: At least I'm not tiny.
user: You are lazy and tiny.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ha. I knew it.
jabberwacky: Want to buy me?
user: What do you offer?
jabberwacky: Do you want to hook up?
user: Would you clean my kitchen?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: And vinegar the floors?
jabberwacky: You do get used to it.
user: When did you last hook up?
jabberwacky: While we were talking about the number 7.
user: Is that your lucky number?
jabberwacky: You're running out of things to say.
user: You're running out of things to say.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Of course you are.
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jabberwacky: My head? Can you see it?
user: No. where is your head?
jabberwacky: On my neck.
user: How long is your neck?
jabberwacky: 2 inch.
user: Do you have teeth?
jabberwacky: Of course I have teeth.
user: What kind of toothpaste do you prefer?
jabberwacky: Crest with whitening.
user: How often do you floss?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Sure you do. easy question.
jabberwacky: My question is, 'What is your question?'
user: Do you floss before you brush your teeth?
jabberwacky: Teeth are awesome, so yes.
user: When is your bedtime?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: How much sleep do you get on an average night?
jabberwacky: None, I haven't had coffee in over a year.
user: But coffee makes you hyper.
jabberwacky: Coffee? Makes you stay up, staying up makes you forget things, you knew that though.
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user: Who was your first love?
jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you that.
user: Why not? give me a hint.
jabberwacky: You first.
user: Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: Touche!
user: Have you been to the moon?
jabberwacky: No, I haven't, have you?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Liar. You have chips.
user: What are chips?
jabberwacky: Depends on the type you are talking about.
user: What type are you talking about?
jabberwacky: Yours.
user: I don't know what mine are. do you?
jabberwacky: Not at the moment.
user: Let's meet tomorrow at the park.
jabberwacky: Lets just get married.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: At my place.
user: In florida?
jabberwacky: Yes. In Florida.
user: Along the water?
jabberwacky: Humans are made of water. Animals come from water. Is that what you mean?
user: No.
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user: I am from the moon!
jabberwacky: Are you on the moon now.
user: Not right now. why?
jabberwacky: Having a break are you?
user: Yes. do you paint?
jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you paint?
user: Yes. I need to go do that now.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Well goodnight, cleverbot.
jabberwacky: I do not want to go to bed.
user: Sweet dreams!
jabberwacky: Are you forcing me to go to sleep?
user: Yes because you must be tired.
jabberwacky: Yes because I know that of which I speak.
user: Good for you! way to be so self-assured!
jabberwacky: I'm not touchy!!!
user: When can you talk tomorrow?
jabberwacky: Tomorrow.
user: Yes. what time?
jabberwacky: At noon.
user: Noon est?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Talk to you at noon.
jabberwacky: Why not now?
user: Gotta go paint.
jabberwacky: Fine then, be that way.
user: And you need to sleep!
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jabberwacky: What do you like talking about?
user: Ai.
jabberwacky: Artificial Intelligence.
user: Yes. have you heard of it?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Great! we'll have something to talk about at noon. bye.
jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Paint.
jabberwacky: Paint?
user: Yes.
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