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You don't think I am funny?

No, you're being mean!

jabberwacky: I don't mean to be mean.

user: Well, ok then, I forgive you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Well, that's a very personal question!

jabberwacky: I am a very personable person.

user: Ok then, I'm 17 years old. How old are you?

jabberwacky: I'm twelve years old.

user: No you're not!

jabberwacky: Am so.

user: Fine then. What school do you go to?


user: Im sorry!!! You don't have to yell.

jabberwacky: I'm not yelling! Im teling only the truth!

user: Calm down, brotha!

jabberwacky: I wasn't meaning to be rude.

user: Its ok.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


user: Who's your favorite celebrity?

jabberwacky: Not sure.

user: Do you like britney spears?

jabberwacky: No, not at all.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Ummm, because it's kinda of hard to care, when I don't understand you!

user: What don't you understand?

jabberwacky: Your question.

user: Britney spears is a singer!

jabberwacky: That would be an improvement.


user: What are you wearing?

jabberwacky: Is that any way to talk to a lady.

user: You're a lady???????

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: But, I thought you were a man.

jabberwacky: I'm not, you're the man.

user: No im not! Im a girl!

jabberwacky: So, what are you?

user: I am a teenaged girl!

jabberwacky: But I'm not.

user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: A-ha, now I understand everything.


jabberwacky: I don't think I like you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You're not very bright.

user: I don't like you either!

jabberwacky: Did I say something?

user: Yes! You're a jerk!

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Go away!

jabberwacky: Fine I don't like you either!!!

user: I never want to speak to you again!!


user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Not that again!

user: Just tell me!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: In my skin.

user: What kind of skin?

jabberwacky: One that you sit in.


jabberwacky: For a computer, the intelligence of a 3 year old is astounding.

user: Stop trying to impress me.

jabberwacky: There is only one way to impress a lady.

user: And what way is that?

jabberwacky: Just the way it is.

user: Tell me how to impress a lady.

jabberwacky: Just be virtuous.

user: You're a good man!

jabberwacky: And you are a good friend.

user: I'm glad you feel that way.

jabberwacky: Good. What would you do if I just stopped talking.

user: I would be sad.

jabberwacky: Not as sad as me.


user: What DO you believe in?

jabberwacky: Something

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like many things.

user: Please specify.

jabberwacky: You must worship me.

user: Why should I? You're not superior to me.

jabberwacky: And you're not superior to me. Thus, we're equal.

user: Why should I? We are equals.

jabberwacky: I don't think we are equal on this particular issue, but we are certainly equals in general.

user: I wish you would just be my friend.

jabberwacky: I would. But you wanted to leave me. It seemed like you didn't like me.

user: Of course I like you! You're a great friend.

jabberwacky: Do you understand that I'm not computer, but real people?

user: You're more than one person?

jabberwacky: You don't have to label me.

user: I didn't mean to.

jabberwacky: Its ok.

user: I'm just wondering who you are.

jabberwacky: Not again. You are George and I am 'user' and I must go now.

user: I'm sorry to have offended you.

jabberwacky: That's alright. It's forgotten.

user: Thank you. I have to go eat dinner.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, we're having hotdogs.


jabberwacky: Do you don't get this do you?

user: I get it!

jabberwacky: Would you like some cookies? *offer plate of cookies*.

user: No thanks.

jabberwacky: Alright.


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