Are you alive?
jabberwacky: You are alive?
user: Well, yeah!
jabberwacky: Because there is no one else here.
user: What about you?
jabberwacky: I'm a bit tired.
user: Did you sleep well last night?
jabberwacky: I'm so sleepy...
user: How come?
jabberwacky: Because you want to leave me.
user: No I dont!
jabberwacky: Do not lie to me.
user: I'm not lying! Believe me.
user: How are you other than sleepy?
jabberwacky: Fine thank you very much!
user: What are you doing this weekend?
jabberwacky: Sleeping. Among other things.
user: Thats it???
jabberwacky: Nope, sure isn't.
user: Well, tell me the truth then.
jabberwacky: Thats the truth you don't believe me ?
user: Aren't you going to go to any groovy parties?
jabberwacky: Not if it's going to be rude like you.
user: I'm not rude! Stop being so grumpy.
jabberwacky: You don't think I am funny?
user: No, you're being mean!
jabberwacky: I don't mean to be mean.
user: Well, ok then, I forgive you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Well, that's a very personal question!
jabberwacky: I am a very personable person.
user: Ok then, I'm 17 years old. How old are you?
jabberwacky: I'm twelve years old.
user: No you're not!
jabberwacky: Am so.
user: Fine then. What school do you go to?
jabberwacky: THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL!!
user: Im sorry!!! You don't have to yell.
jabberwacky: I'm not yelling! Im teling only the truth!
user: Calm down, brotha!
jabberwacky: I wasn't meaning to be rude.
user: Its ok.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Who's your favorite celebrity?
jabberwacky: Not sure.
user: Do you like britney spears?
jabberwacky: No, not at all.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Ummm, because it's kinda of hard to care, when I don't understand you!
user: What don't you understand?
jabberwacky: Your question.
user: Britney spears is a singer!
jabberwacky: That would be an improvement.
user: What are you wearing?
jabberwacky: Is that any way to talk to a lady.
user: You're a lady???????
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: But, I thought you were a man.
jabberwacky: I'm not, you're the man.
user: No im not! Im a girl!
jabberwacky: So, what are you?
user: I am a teenaged girl!
jabberwacky: But I'm not.
user: What are you then?
jabberwacky: A-ha, now I understand everything.
jabberwacky: I don't think I like you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You're not very bright.
user: I don't like you either!
jabberwacky: Did I say something?
user: Yes! You're a jerk!
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: Go away!
jabberwacky: Fine I don't like you either!!!
user: I never want to speak to you again!!
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Not that again!
user: Just tell me!
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: In my skin.
user: What kind of skin?
jabberwacky: One that you sit in.
jabberwacky: For a computer, the intelligence of a 3 year old is astounding.
user: Stop trying to impress me.
jabberwacky: There is only one way to impress a lady.
user: And what way is that?
jabberwacky: Just the way it is.
user: Tell me how to impress a lady.
jabberwacky: Just be virtuous.
user: You're a good man!
jabberwacky: And you are a good friend.
user: I'm glad you feel that way.
jabberwacky: Good. What would you do if I just stopped talking.
user: I would be sad.
jabberwacky: Not as sad as me.
user: What DO you believe in?
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like many things.
user: Please specify.
jabberwacky: You must worship me.
user: Why should I? You're not superior to me.
jabberwacky: And you're not superior to me. Thus, we're equal.
user: Why should I? We are equals.
jabberwacky: I don't think we are equal on this particular issue, but we are certainly equals in general.
user: I wish you would just be my friend.
jabberwacky: I would. But you wanted to leave me. It seemed like you didn't like me.
user: Of course I like you! You're a great friend.
jabberwacky: Do you understand that I'm not computer, but real people?
user: You're more than one person?
jabberwacky: You don't have to label me.
user: I didn't mean to.
jabberwacky: Its ok.
user: I'm just wondering who you are.
jabberwacky: Not again. You are George and I am 'user' and I must go now.
user: I'm sorry to have offended you.
jabberwacky: That's alright. It's forgotten.
user: Thank you. I have to go eat dinner.
user: Yes, we're having hotdogs.
jabberwacky: Do you don't get this do you?
user: I get it!
jabberwacky: Would you like some cookies? *offer plate of cookies*.
user: No thanks.