What is your name?

Tell me yours first.

user: My name is Derek.

jabberwacky: Hi Derry.

user: No, my name is Derek.

jabberwacky: Derf?

user: Derek.

jabberwacky: Tell me something.

user: Your name is P****.

jabberwacky: No, Penny.

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jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Talking to you.

jabberwacky: Is that fun?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in reincarnation?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I do!

jabberwacky: Well that was easy.

user: Who is god?

jabberwacky: I am God.

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