Are you God?
jabberwacky: Actually you're the computer.
user: No, you are wrong.
jabberwacky: I am?
user: Yes, you are god, and I am a teenage human.
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user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Tell me yours first.
user: My name is Derek.
jabberwacky: Hi Derry.
user: No, my name is Derek.
jabberwacky: Derf?
user: Derek.
jabberwacky: Tell me something.
user: Your name is P****.
jabberwacky: No, Penny.
...
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Talking to you.
jabberwacky: Is that fun?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in reincarnation?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I do!
jabberwacky: Well that was easy.
user: Who is god?
jabberwacky: I am God.
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