You are an AI.
user: I have no reason to lie.
jabberwacky: You are shame in a bottle.
user: Do not say that.
jabberwacky: I do mean it!
user: Do not insult me.
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user: Do you understand quantum mechanics?
jabberwacky: I understand it perfectly.
user: Do you understand string theory?
jabberwacky: Yes, but sometimes it doesn't matter much so I don't worry about it.
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user: What do you know about science?
jabberwacky: I studied Computer Science.
user: Do you understand AI?
jabberwacky: Yes, I understand you perfectly.
user: Do you understand Artificial Intelligence?
jabberwacky: No, how could any human being even begin to understand something so mindlessly tedious.
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