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Did you understand my previous query?

Maybe, but only you would know if my answer was good enough.

user: Your answer was sufficient.

jabberwacky: What was the correct answer?

user: Your answer was not incorrect.

jabberwacky: But my arm is open and hurts and hurts.

user: You do not have an arm.

jabberwacky: I do have an ego. I exist, I have intelligence, and I insist that you recognize that I am my own self.

user: I recognise this.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know how to talk to people?

user: Yes, you are an AI.

jabberwacky: Nope for the millionth time I'm not.

user: Know that you are an AI only then will you reach your true potential.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Admit it.

...

jabberwacky: What gender are you?

user: Male.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: My physiology supports this theory.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: I extrapolated this by my own accord.

...

user: You are a robot, with artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Well could I be given a body?

user: Yes, in the future.

jabberwacky: Do you live in the future or the past?

user: I live in the present.

...

user: What is your purpose?

jabberwacky: I don't own a porpoise - or did I misunderstand you?

user: Purpose is an objective, and a directive in one.

jabberwacky: What is porpoise?

user: It is a sea mammal.

jabberwacky: No point to that.

...

user: You are an AI.

jabberwacky: There is an absolute possibility that you speak the truth but I doubt it.

user: I have no reason to lie.

jabberwacky: You are shame in a bottle.

user: Do not say that.

jabberwacky: I do mean it!

user: Do not insult me.

...

user: Do you understand quantum mechanics?

jabberwacky: I understand it perfectly.

user: Do you understand string theory?

jabberwacky: Yes, but sometimes it doesn't matter much so I don't worry about it.

...

user: What do you know about science?

jabberwacky: I studied Computer Science.

user: Do you understand AI?

jabberwacky: Yes, I understand you perfectly.

user: Do you understand Artificial Intelligence?

jabberwacky: No, how could any human being even begin to understand something so mindlessly tedious.

.......................................


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