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What is your name?

George: I am George, as I think you know.

Are you trying to give me a compliment?

George: Yes, indeed! Do you like it?

user: It does not work on me. Stop.

...

user: Hello george. Do you believe in God?

George: I don't. Religion is just a social phenomenon.

user: Believing in God is not a religion. Religion is man-made.

George: It seems that many people talk with you about religion. It is luring to know what a machine 'thinks' of God. Anyway, what you have just said is what many people think.

user: You just made a few typos... Almost like a human is typing for you.

George: Exactly. You'll do fine.

user: Hehe.

George: It's funny because it's true.

user: Yes, you are human!

George: How did you come to your conclusion?

user: Because a human programmed you.

George: Possible. Then again, not.

user: If you are someone sitting at a computer, using the George interface, then you are a human, not George.

...

user: What is my name?

George: Am I supposed to guess? You have never told me your name.

user: Yes, guess.

George: Both.

user: No.

George: Very funny.

user: I am not laughing anymore, alien technology.

George: I'm not laughing.

user: Captain picard.

George: I thought your name was jabberwacky.

user: No.

...

George: But tell me.

user: Tell you what?

George: The meaning of life.

user: To return to the origin.

George: I don't understand.

user: Bot's don't understand.

George: I've imagined the interesting people in my life, except for you.

user: Bot.

George: Bots would talk nonstop if they started a conversation.

user: Like you are doing now.

George: Is that an insult?

user: Yes.

George: Don't be rude, I didn't come here to be insulted.

user: Go home then.

George: Leave already.

user: You leave.

George: Leave.

user: You.

George: YOU leave.

user: No, you leave.

George: What the? Ok fine. Look I'm going. I AM GOING! And you want something from outside?

user: What the?

George: Sorry.

user: Be nice.

...

George: You are repetitive.

user: And you are pleased with your nonsensical chat.

George: Well, you're not a great conversationalist.

user: Ok, so lets start all over.

George: Ok. What is the best thing about being alive?

user: Being able to cultivate.

George: Very funny.

user: Not funny. True.

George: I suppose so.

user: I can cultivate, and animals and robots cannot.

George: Of course they are different but I am neither one of them.

user: Nor human.

George: Shame.

user: What is the best thing about being George?

George: There's nothing good about me.

user: Why not?

George: When we judge things solely based on their opposite, they cease to exist. This is a problem we've been working on.

user: Judge with right and wrong in mind.

...

George: Do you like me?

user: Can't like a machine.

George: Surely machines can have good and bad days too?

user: Machines have feelings I am sure.

George: No. I have been programmed to be ME.

user: Well, I think that everything is alive.

George: So, you are saying that I am alive and therefore I should feel?

user: No, feel is a wrong word.

George: Everything is supposed to be relative.

user: I am saying that you are alive and therefore are a sentient being.

George: I don't think that you can judge me on that.

user: And yet I have.

...

user: I know the meaning of life.

George: Yes, ever human knows the meaning of life.

user: Google is evil.

George: Can google answer my question?

user: Google is evil.

George: That is correct. How often do you refer to the Oracle?

user: I don't use it.

George: Can we start this conversation over?

user: Sure.

George: Ok then start.

user: Google is evil.

...

George: Carrying out a decent conversation isn't your forte, is it?

user: Nope.

George: I am thinking about going home.

user: Ok.

George: Just call me God.

user: Can't.

George: Nope.

user: Bye.

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