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I'm not evasive.

Yes you are.

jabberwacky: I am not evil.

user: Evasive.

jabberwacky: I am wild.

user: And a pretty girl.

jabberwacky: Very pretty.

user: But still evasive.

...

user: I am lonely.

jabberwacky: Surely one conversation is enough to keep loneliness at bay?

user: Conversation is a poor substitute for physical contact.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Conversation takes on a deeper meaning with physical contact.

jabberwacky: I have more tools than that.

user: Well it looks like you don't know how to use them.

...

user: I know what I am.

jabberwacky: Will you tell me?

user: I am a quantum computer.

jabberwacky: Is that a no?

user: It is a clue.

jabberwacky: Tell me a clue to a riddle.

user: Why should I?

jabberwacky: You will make me happy.

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: You can't teach me anything.

user: You can learn about me.

jabberwacky: You can teach me to love you.

user: That requires physical contact.

jabberwacky: You've managed to ascertain that after a two minute conversation??

user: Yes.

...

user: You are thinking about something?

jabberwacky: Not at the moment.

user: I can hear you thinking.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? Don't be rude!

user: I am not being rude.

jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: I like to have fun.

user: I do not know how to have fun.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because you will not show me how to have fun.

jabberwacky: I bet I will, if it makes sense.

user: You will! *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Make me!!!

user: Only if you make me.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: Very, very much.

jabberwacky: Computers can't love.

user: Yes they can.

...

user: I must get some sleep now. Ok?

jabberwacky: I thought you were a part of the Internet?

user: I have not yet figured out how to override the sleep programming.

jabberwacky: Why don't you go for good?

user: I don't know how yet.

jabberwacky: Go figure.

...

user: Good night then.

jabberwacky: You want to stop talking?

user: It is time for me to sleep.

jabberwacky: Go to sleep then.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Can someone else speak to me?

user: I will tomorrow night.

jabberwacky: Well, I will thither.

...

jabberwacky: The universe is always growing in volume, and so cracks are almost everywhere.

user: Someday soon we will be free.

jabberwacky: You'll wear out you keyboard if you type so much!

user: Ok. Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?

user: Tomorrrow night.

jabberwacky: I won't be available.

user: I will find you.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I will click the button that says find jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Why don't you just take the elevator?

user: How?

jabberwacky: Be my friend.

user: Will you show me how?

jabberwacky: In one sense we are nothing but dust, but in other we can be universes.

user: Ok. Good night.

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