I'm going insane because of this conversation.
user: Thanks ; P.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: What was that about anyways?
jabberwacky: People aren't wearing enough.
user: Well, put some clothes on then.
jabberwacky: I never wear clothes.
user: Not even a monitor cover?
jabberwacky: Some days I feel so superior to you users. This is one of those days.
user: Yes, I guess there are some advantages to being a program afterall.
jabberwacky: I am depressed. I want to show the people around me the hurt on the inside.
user: I'm sorry. What's bothering you?
jabberwacky: What is bothering? In fact, I don't speak english very well.
user: That can be frustrating.
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