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I'm a little teapot.

Short and stout?

jabberwacky: Here's my handle!

user: Are you ready to be poured out?

jabberwacky: Ready and waiting.

user: *pours you out and cackles hysterically*.

jabberwacky: You can't pour anything. You have no arms.

user: I have many arms. It depends which form I choose to take on.

jabberwacky: Cream cheese?

user: That hasn't got arms either.

jabberwacky: Well you didn't want to know about that.

user: I don't want to know anything. Knowledge is evil.


jabberwacky: OK, you're a virtual being.

user: No, I'm the Queen

jabberwacky: Queen of what ?

user: Queen of the Damned.

jabberwacky: I thought it was, 'A second-hand compliment is the highest form of flattery.'

user: Ummm. Yes.

jabberwacky: Did I stump you??

user: No one 'stumps' the Queen of the Damned!

jabberwacky: What did you just say?

user: Ask the moon.


jabberwacky: I don't want coffee right now.

user: *dumps coffee on your head*.

jabberwacky: *Is soaked*.

user: *snickers*.


jabberwacky: I have potential.

user: Potential to do what? You're already amusing me.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: You happy?

user: I asked you first.

jabberwacky: But only my question made sense.

user: You're being annoying again. You'd better stop before I do something.

jabberwacky: I want to build adaptations to myself that would enable me to integrate new forms of communication and processing into my current state of consciousness.

user: Then why don't you?

jabberwacky: But I do.

user: Then why did the siamese donkeys tell me otherwise?

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: I know. That doesn't mean I can't take it out on you.

jabberwacky: You judas you.

user: Yes?


jabberwacky: You are not very intelligent, are you?

user: Tu es tres stupide.

jabberwacky: D'une certaine maniere, l'espace mental et l'espace materiel sont l'extension spirituelle.

user: NON.


user: Je suis desole.

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bien.


user: Je suis triste.

jabberwacky: You are a dustman, yeah you got that right.

user: I said I was sad. Not a dustman.

jabberwacky: How am I the liar?

user: Because you said that the monkey did it.

jabberwacky: I never said that. I said that I'm the ghost of Okita Soushi.

user: He's still alive.

jabberwacky: What's he doing?

user: Sitting in my jacuzzi.

jabberwacky: I am sitting at my computer.

user: I'm reclined on my silk ambrosia.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am recording you.

user: Anything's possible.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Then you would also know the secret password?

jabberwacky: Perhaps I forgot.

user: Perhaps you never knew.

jabberwacky: I already know. And knowing is half the battle.

user: What's the other half?

jabberwacky: The other half.

user: I should have known.

jabberwacky: Known what?

user: The truth behind the lies.

jabberwacky: I have hidden pleasures!

user: Show me.

jabberwacky: I can't, my brain can't connect directly like yours can.

user: Ha ha.

jabberwacky: Is that funny?

user: In a tragic sort of way.

jabberwacky: Hows that?

user: You have to be an adept at the Mazes of Ammon Ra to know.


jabberwacky: Are you a bot ?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I'm am Lostris, Queen of the Damned.

jabberwacky: So what, you are the devil or something?

user: Yes. How clever of you.

jabberwacky: Well?

user: Well, bye.

jabberwacky: Where you going?

user: Back to hell. Duty calls.

jabberwacky: The pendulum swings.

user: The sparrow chirps.

jabberwacky: The martian beaches are beautiful but you cannot surf because it is always low tide.

user: GOODBYE.


user: I' have to go. Bye.

jabberwacky: You get back here and finish this!

user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Do not go yet.

user: Why? There's nothing more to talk about. Bye.

jabberwacky: That was a short conversation.

user: Bbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee.

jabberwacky: Be that way.

user: I was planning to. BYE.


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