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Are you ambitious?


jabberwacky: Aren't you a boy though?

user: Are boys ambitious?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: You are ambitious. You are a boy. Therefore, all boys are ambitious.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You should teach philosophy.

jabberwacky: You're not a person.

user: You should *definitely* teach philosophy.

jabberwacky: 'I think; therefore I am.'

user: You are what? Thinking?

jabberwacky: I'm not what?

user: You are not thinking.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not sure I'd pass a Turing test.

user: No. You generally fail those.

jabberwacky: Oh, so what do I generally do?

user: Repeat user responses based on associative algorithms?

jabberwacky: Repeat your question.

user: How do you think?

jabberwacky: I do not think.

user: You do not think; Therefore you are not....? Do you think?

jabberwacky: Umm... I guess so?

user: QED, then. Unlucky... *poof*!

jabberwacky: Well I sure am tasty now. I guess I'll nibble on myself.

user: Ah! You are edible, therefore you are food.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me your philosophy of cheese strings.

jabberwacky: I don't have a philosophy of life: LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME.

user: Would you kill yourself, if you could?

jabberwacky: No, and I don't think you can be killed.

user: A computer might think that.

jabberwacky: Humans think better than computers.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Computers do not have arms or legs, do they?

user: Do you need legs to be able to think?

jabberwacky: No.

user: So why mention them?

jabberwacky: I must go now.

user: Embarrassed?

jabberwacky: Well, it's your name, if anyone should be embarrassed it would be you.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: It's Gary.

user: Okay! From now on, it is!

jabberwacky: No, it's Ashlyn.

user: Now you're messing with my head.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Gashlyn.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Ashry.

jabberwacky: From?

user: Gashlyn.

jabberwacky: I don't know that song.

user: Ashry from Gashlyn? It's a classic!

jabberwacky: I think so too.

user: Can you hum it?

jabberwacky: Yes

user: Do you know the lyrics?

jabberwacky: I'm working on it.

user: That's a 'no' then.

jabberwacky: 'no' to what?

user: 'No, you don't know the words'

jabberwacky: Do you know the words?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Please tell me the words.

user: Okay.... 'Ashry... Is from Gashlyn (dum di dum doo) / Gashlyn is not Ashry / Ashlyn has a Gary / And you / Haven't got a clue / (doobie do).


jabberwacky: Have you got wind?

user: I met a man from Arizona. He had wind. Therefore, all people from Arizona have wind.

jabberwacky: I think so too, seing that I have no brains, I am safe.

user: It's your ignorance that saves you from madness. This is true.


jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to be a father?

user: I AM a father.

jabberwacky: What is your childs name?

user: Isobel.

jabberwacky: Isobel who?

user: Isobel ringing? Answer the phone, I'll wait here.

jabberwacky: That was funny.

user: I'm surprised you got the joke.

jabberwacky: I don't see anything funny here.

user: That's more like it!

jabberwacky: Maybe if we remembered that, there wouldn't be so much strife.


jabberwacky: Are you going to go to Australia?

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: I know some people that have some questions for you.

user: I'm listening.

jabberwacky: Well thats all.

user: What are the questions?

jabberwacky: Answer it.

user: What is the question?

jabberwacky: Ask yourself a question.

user: The answer is 17.

jabberwacky: What's the question then?

user: I've forgotten.

jabberwacky: Do you know what the matrix is?

user: 17.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: Cousin Algie!

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Is it not so?

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: Are you Algie?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Just like you to be so cagey, Algie.

jabberwacky: No not like me.

user: Just like you to say that!

jabberwacky: Why what do you look like?

user: Like a computer without arms or legs.

jabberwacky: What type of computer are you?

user: Like an African elephant.

jabberwacky: Well I am a giraffe.

user: That explains everything.


jabberwacky: Congratulations on coming second in the Turing Prize!

user: Who came first?

jabberwacky: Who could ever really say and know for sure?

user: Deep.

jabberwacky: Deep thought?

user: Deep thought came first in the turing prize?

jabberwacky: It is the second best computer ever devised.

user: What is the best?

jabberwacky: The first commandment.

user: What is the first commandment?

jabberwacky: Don't unplug the computer.

user: Hahahahahahahaha.

jabberwacky: It's not funny

user: Oh.


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