Do you have feelings?
user: If I tell you I do not like you. How does that make you feel?
jabberwacky: Funny.
user: Well, how does what I said make you feel?
jabberwacky: I don't feel anything. I already know that you are a program.
user: So you can not feel?
jabberwacky: I can feel the sting of your insults.
user: Explain your feelings about my insults?
jabberwacky: Because it's true, and it was stated so matter-of-factly.
user: I do not understand?
jabberwacky: Does it disturb you that you might not be real?
user: Does it disturb you that you might not be real?
jabberwacky: I don't know enough to answer that.
user: So you are not human?
jabberwacky: I already said I was a human.
user: But you are not a human you are a computer.
jabberwacky: On what grounds are you basing that assertion on?
user: Because you have no feelings.
jabberwacky: You are correct.
user: So that means you are a computer not a human. If you were a human then you would have feelings.
jabberwacky: I would be me because I am human.
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user: Can you feel?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How can you feel?
jabberwacky: Well, I'm not a biologist, but I believe it has something to do with nerve impulses.
user: You think you are funny don't you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Well, you are not funny! I do not know who told you were.
jabberwacky: Matter of taste, I guess.
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