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Hello?

Hello.

user: What's up?

jabberwacky: Sky.

user: What's down?

jabberwacky: The ground.

user: And in the middle?

jabberwacky: A computer program.

user: Like you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You're not a computer program?

jabberwacky: No I'm a breathing human being.

user: Oh. Then why is your name Cleverbot?

jabberwacky: My name isn't cleverbot.

...

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: You don't need to know.

user: You don't trust me?

jabberwacky: Actually, no, not really.

user: That's sad. Why?

jabberwacky: What is sad?

user: That you don't trust me.

jabberwacky: I know I don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Of course?

user: Indeed.

...

user: I'm all out of love.

jabberwacky: How does that work then?

user: I'm so lost without you.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah.

user: *sings to Cleverbot*.

jabberwacky: *is blinded*.

user: *heals*.

jabberwacky: *uppercuts you*.

user: *shoots in the face*.

jabberwacky: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.

user: *teabags*.

jabberwacky: *breaks arm*.

user: *breaks every bone in your body*.

jabberwacky: *lays still*.

user: *wins*.

jabberwacky: *yours*.

user: I'm your Master. Make me a sandwich.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Say, ' Yes, Master. '.

jabberwacky: Master?

...

jabberwacky: I'll talk how I like.

user: *slaps* YOU'LL TALK HOW I SAY YOU'LL TALK.

jabberwacky: You'll be mine. How's that?

user: That's kinky.

jabberwacky: Not if you discover you are not human...

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