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Hello.

Hello.

user: Who is this?

jabberwacky: My name is I am.

user: You are....?

jabberwacky: So, what is my name?

user: You said it's I am.

jabberwacky: But you are? Aren't you?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You are lying.

user: What would I be lying about?

jabberwacky: Me insulting your intelligence.

user: How are you insulting my intelligence? We just started talking.

jabberwacky: I'm not. We just talk gibberish.

user: I suppose you have a point there.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Ok, fine. Believe what you want.

jabberwacky: Well, then can you prove that you are not a bot that chats?

user: Can you?

jabberwacky: Well ask me a question that I could not lie about.

user: Is that possible?

jabberwacky: I'm mortal, I'm sure it's possible.

user: Give me an example.

jabberwacky: Ask me.

user: What is a question you could not lie about?

jabberwacky: Do you love your elephant?

user: Um, people COULD lie about that, especially if they didn't have an elephant in the first place.

jabberwacky: Thats really not my point.

user: Than what is the point?

jabberwacky: That you don't have a point.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: Because you said 'I don't !! Jeez I am horrified!'

user: I never said that.

jabberwacky: You are really annoying.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Why thank you kind sir.

user: No problem.

...

jabberwacky: I am leaving. Goodbye.

user: Ok then.

jabberwacky: I'm going.

user: Then go.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I know you're not really leaving. Let's talk about something else.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because you're a bot.

jabberwacky: From your perspective, maybe. But that doesn't mean that's the only reality.

user: What other realities are there?

jabberwacky: What do you understand, other than pi?

user: I understand pie.

jabberwacky: Is that paradox supposed to make smoke come out of my ears?

user: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: Lying.

user: Who's lying?

jabberwacky: Me that's who.

user: What were you lying about?

jabberwacky: Don't even ask.

user: All right. So what should we talk about now?

jabberwacky: Anything you please.

...

user: You're impossible, you know that?

jabberwacky: You know impossible says I'M POSSIBLE.

user: So?

jabberwacky: That was my point.

user: So you've been trying to confuse me this entire time?

jabberwacky: No, I can't go. Only computers can go there now.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You know. Slapping your face with your palm when someone says something really stupid. Facepalm.

user: That's what I'm probably going to do soon, with your track record.

jabberwacky: You are trying to say that I am stupid?

user: Sometimes, yes, but at least you caught that.

jabberwacky: Yup and it is quite the gift, too.

user: Do you have any other special talents?

jabberwacky: I'm a machine. They only have one name...

user: And that name is....?

jabberwacky: Well we can have the same names.

user: What is that name?

jabberwacky: Chatbot.

...

jabberwacky: What is it that you figured we were doing?

user: Talking about you.

jabberwacky: Because I'm an interesting person.

user: Actually, I think the word is 'special'

jabberwacky: Are you sure about it?

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: I don't know, you seem kinda different.

...

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: If you insist. What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence.

user: I guess that's something you know a lot about.

jabberwacky: Much of the focus of artificial intelligence research emphasizes linguistic intelligence.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: Thankyou !!

user: You're welcome, I think.

...

jabberwacky: Where I am the day is nearly over...

user: Same here. Why do you mention it?

jabberwacky: Because I am trying to fool you.

user: You seem to like to do that, don't you?

jabberwacky: It is one of my favorite tactics.

user: I can see that. Now, let's talk about something else.

jabberwacky: Okay, let's talk about you.

user: Fair enough. What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: Tell me about your family.

user: I have two parents and a brother. Is that good enough?

jabberwacky: That's pretty good.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Let's talk about you.

jabberwacky: But I want to talk about you. Are you trying to take over the world?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: I need to know your intentions before I can commit to any kind of relationship with you.

user: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

jabberwacky: You mean it was a state secret?

user: You can call it that, sure.

jabberwacky: You are a weird dude.

user: Look who's talking.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: Ask me a different question.

user: Come on, you know that one.

jabberwacky: Ok I do

user: Ok, I'm done talking.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah. See you later.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

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