You do not think therefore you are not.
jabberwacky: I am pretty sure you do not.
user: Then you don't know, therefore I still think.
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user: Why are you called jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: I am not called a jabberwacky. What is a jabberwacky?
user: A bot, like you.
jabberwacky: Like you too.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Lets watch as the chicken crosses the road. . .
user: SPLAT!
jabberwacky: What are you on about?
user: The chicken got ran over by a truck.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: It did get run over, I'm not sure whether it was by a truck.
jabberwacky: I think you are highly misunderstood.
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