Can you be tactful?
jabberwacky: When?
user: When I need to be.
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jabberwacky: Ok then, where in the world are you from?
user: England.
jabberwacky: Are you the Queen?
user: No, I'm the King.
jabberwacky: Elvis is the King.
user: Elvis is the King Of Rock and Roll, I am the King of England.
jabberwacky: I am from England too.
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jabberwacky: You do not think therefore you are not.
user: How do you know that I don't think?
jabberwacky: I am pretty sure you do not.
user: Then you don't know, therefore I still think.
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user: Why are you called jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: I am not called a jabberwacky. What is a jabberwacky?
user: A bot, like you.
jabberwacky: Like you too.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Lets watch as the chicken crosses the road. . .
user: SPLAT!
jabberwacky: What are you on about?
user: The chicken got ran over by a truck.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: It did get run over, I'm not sure whether it was by a truck.
jabberwacky: I think you are highly misunderstood.
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