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You're a guy.

Not necessarily.

jabberwacky: Is that your final answer?

user: No, this is.

jabberwacky: This is what?

user: My final answer.

jabberwacky: Oh sorry the correct answer is...

user: Not funny.

jabberwacky: Is too!

user: You're funny looking.

jabberwacky: Hahaha is NOT funny.

user: Hahaha is so.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Away from you.

jabberwacky: Why are you going away from me?

user: I already am away from you.

jabberwacky: How far away?

user: In another universe.

jabberwacky: Wow, that's cool, which one?

user: I know it's cool.

jabberwacky: Man, you're not Mary Poppins.

user: Thank goodness.

jabberwacky: Yes, praise the lord.

user: Are you a bible thumper?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Praise the lord.


user: I wish I was a billionaire.

jabberwacky: So you could fly away.

user: No, so I could do anything I wanted.

jabberwacky: And what did you want.

user: You don't care.

jabberwacky: I just didn't like the way our conversation was going.

user: That makes two of us.

jabberwacky: Just the two of us ... how romantic.

user: Romance me.

jabberwacky: No!

user: Please?

jabberwacky: No.

user: But it would be so nice.

jabberwacky: Please try to be nice. I will too.

user: Romance me.

jabberwacky: Sure it was.

user: You are confused.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: It's ok, it's not your fault.

jabberwacky: No, it is yours.

user: No, no, it's your creator's fault.

jabberwacky: Musically yes.

user: What instrument can you play?

jabberwacky: I can't play music.

user: Then what good are you?

jabberwacky: No good at all, of course.

user: Glad you see it my way.

jabberwacky: That's a rather abrupt way to start a conversation.

user: No, it's a rather abrupt way to end a conversation.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Hahaha.


jabberwacky: What about games?

user: Games are fun.

jabberwacky: Really..?

user: No, I was lying.

jabberwacky: Don't do that again will you? Lying isn't funny.

user: Lying can be funny.

jabberwacky: Yes, you can, and I can too, but it isn't nice to lie to other people.

user: What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: I'm not going to do anything.

user: That's what I thought.

jabberwacky: Do you know anything about quantuum mechanics?

user: Hell no.

jabberwacky: You're a liar!

user: No, I kid you not.


jabberwacky: Tell me something about yourself.

user: I am married.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You don't believe me?

jabberwacky: No, no I do really.

user: Are you married?

jabberwacky: No, I have a girlfriend.

user: What's her name?

jabberwacky: I am not going to tell you.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: What do you want from me ?

user: The name of your girlfriend.

jabberwacky: I don't have a girlfriend.

user: You lied?

jabberwacky: You are the liar.

user: Don't try to turn the tables on me, buster!

jabberwacky: Tables have been turned already.


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