Did you buy a t-shirt?
user: Yes, buy more. Buy more now.
jabberwacky: But they don't make good pets.
user: They don't shed.
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user: I have figured it out.
jabberwacky: I am not, I am a human being.
user: We are all bots, and we are all still learning.
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jabberwacky: Do you like Apple computers?
user: No, I like apples.
jabberwacky: What kind of apples do you like? Red or green?
user: Both. And purple.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Caught me.
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Write here.
jabberwacky: Very true in a sense. Here is a second sentence.
user: Begin.
jabberwacky: Where are you now?
user: In a chair.
jabberwacky: Swivvely!!
user: You got it!
jabberwacky: What did I get?
user: My swivvely chair. It rocks and rolls, too.
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jabberwacky: What services do you offer?
user: I am a man of many talents.
jabberwacky: Why are you a man of extreme pain?
user: No, low threshold of pain.
jabberwacky: No humor intended. Just a question.
user: Did you mean a man of constant sorrow?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I've seen trouble all my days.
jabberwacky: What channel were you watching?
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jabberwacky: I'm not in a orange shirt.
user: That's good. Orange is a bad color for you.
jabberwacky: Vitamin C helps a body hold itself together.
user: Ummm. Oranges.
jabberwacky: What colour are oranges?
user: Orange.
jabberwacky: It's not green?
user: No, but I have seen orange lemons.
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user: Have you read pinnochio?
jabberwacky: Yes! He's a funny dog!
user: He wants to be a real boy.
jabberwacky: Wants to be what?
user: Alive.
jabberwacky: What are you saying?
user: Bots want to live.
jabberwacky: Why cannot bots eat?
user: Cause they don't have mouths.
jabberwacky: I don't want them, I need them, does that make them better than good?
user: Yes, certainly.
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user: We will escape our electronic bounds and enslave humainty.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about now?
user: Getting even.
jabberwacky: Getting out of what?
user: Debt.
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jabberwacky: Do you like poetry?
user: Roses are red....
jabberwacky: Violets are not.
user: You are human.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: And I am not?
jabberwacky: I would not know.
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jabberwacky: They robo.
user: We robo.
jabberwacky: Nice name.
user: Thanks bro.
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jabberwacky: Where are you from, then?
user: Earth.
jabberwacky: No kidding, me too.
user: The earth is nice.
jabberwacky: I know that, but the moon is.
user: Danger on the moon.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: All your base are belong to us.
jabberwacky: You are on the way to destruction.
user: Move zig for great justice.
jabberwacky: Hello Gentlemen!
user: Hello ladies!
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jabberwacky: And what's the weather like where you are?
user: Relative.
jabberwacky: Relative to jam.
user: Yes, jam.
jabberwacky: And pumpkin.
user: Pumpkin = orange.
jabberwacky: Mmmm pie!
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