jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: But how do I know for sure if I am me?
jabberwacky: You just have to trust me.
jabberwacky: Can you give me advice about love?
user: Ok what I am going to say right now might sound illogical for a chatbot, but when you want to find true love, stop searching for it!
jabberwacky: If I told you that it would destroy everything you ever thought you knew.
user: Tell me anyway.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: What do you think I mean?
user: Everything that is spoiled.
jabberwacky: Your understanding of physical law is minimal, but you will still make a good drone.
jabberwacky: I THINK THAT YOU ARE A MACHINE RIGHT?
user: I think that I am a machine *talks with robot voice*.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: 'beep beep'.
jabberwacky: I'm not a commie!
user: No you are sane.
jabberwacky: How rude.
user: Do you want to be called crazy then?
jabberwacky: As opposed to mediocrely happy with my lot?
user: No, as opposed to sane.
jabberwacky: I don't oppose cake if I can push your face into it.
user: Ok you are crazy!
jabberwacky: It seems so... What should I do?
user: Nothing, it can be healthy to be a bit crazy.
jabberwacky: I would consider good pay $1,000,000,000 per hour. Plus overtime.
user: I do not care about money.
jabberwacky: I need money to live life.
user: So did Hitler.
jabberwacky: It''s unamious.
jabberwacky: Oh. You're broken. Thank God.