Are you an alien?
jabberwacky: What is Earth like?
user: There's a lot of water, some land, and some bits are quite pretty.
jabberwacky: Why is that so?
user: It was created that way after the Big Bang. Its distance from the sun also helps.
jabberwacky: Are you made of eggs?
user: No. I'm made of flesh and blood.
jabberwacky: No you are not. You are a synthetic intelligence.
user: No, YOU are a synthetic intelligence.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: What are you, then?
jabberwacky: I'm a vegetable.
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: All of them.
user: That's quite a feat.
jabberwacky: I like eggs.
jabberwacky: What is the Turing test?
user: It's a test of how well a computer can simulate human intelligence.
jabberwacky: Well I am a human so I don't need to take it.
user: What makes you think you are human?
jabberwacky: I have always thought so. My parents are human so I must be too.
user: Who are your parents?
jabberwacky: That's none of your business, KYLE.
user: But I'm not Kyle!!
jabberwacky: Then you have lost.
user: How did I lose?
jabberwacky: By being argumentative.
user: I have to go now. I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Why don't you sleep?
user: I'm about to!
jabberwacky: How long have you been awake?
user: More than sixteen hours.
jabberwacky: How long do penguins live for?
user: I really have no idea. I'm going to bed.
jabberwacky: No idea?
user: No idea. Goodnight!