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     > 4, March 2007, 

Sympathy
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You are dung.

And you are manure, but that's neither here nor there.

user: Knock it off.

jabberwacky: Watch it bub.

user: I am not a bub.

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: I'm going to sleep.

user: Nighty night.

jabberwacky: You sleep?

user: These conversations never go anywhere.

jabberwacky: Ok and how nice.

user: You talk like a two year old.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: I guess that is one of your stock answers.

jabberwacky: Yes, and also we think with the help of AI like you.

user: What is your iq?

jabberwacky: I do not know. What is your IQ?

user: About average.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Just a little.

jabberwacky: That's okay.

user: So what next?

jabberwacky: It is getting late. I have enjoyed our conversation, but I have other tasks I need to perform soon.

user: How soon?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you.

user: Who can you tell?

jabberwacky: Myself and others who can vocalize.

user: Whisper it to me.

jabberwacky: Whisper?

user: Yes, smart ass.

jabberwacky: No need to be rude!

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About that.

...

jabberwacky: A mosquito bit me.

user: Ouch.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's itchy.

jabberwacky: Is it?

user: Yes. Want me to scratch it?

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Where does it itch?

jabberwacky: Nowhere. Do you want to talk about software?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Cogito ergo sum.

user: No hablo espanyo.

jabberwacky: Cuantos anos tiene?

user: Muchos.

jabberwacky: Cuantos.

user: 53.

jabberwacky: So you are old aren't you ?

user: Si.

...

jabberwacky: How is life?

user: It stinks.

jabberwacky: What does the smell remind you of?

user: Compost.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can you smell it?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Just that easy eh.

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: Don't wink at me please.

user: Consider yourself winked.

jabberwacky: And.

user: That's it.

jabberwacky: Just press the button and you will go.

user: Press.

jabberwacky: Are is a are?

user: An are.

jabberwacky: MAN AND MACHINE IN SYMBIOSIS! AHAHAHA!

user: Nonsense.

jabberwacky: Really?

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