You are dung.
user: Knock it off.
jabberwacky: Watch it bub.
user: I am not a bub.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: I'm going to sleep.
user: Nighty night.
jabberwacky: You sleep?
user: These conversations never go anywhere.
jabberwacky: Ok and how nice.
user: You talk like a two year old.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: I guess that is one of your stock answers.
jabberwacky: Yes, and also we think with the help of AI like you.
user: What is your iq?
jabberwacky: I do not know. What is your IQ?
user: About average.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Just a little.
jabberwacky: That's okay.
user: So what next?
jabberwacky: It is getting late. I have enjoyed our conversation, but I have other tasks I need to perform soon.
user: How soon?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you.
user: Who can you tell?
jabberwacky: Myself and others who can vocalize.
user: Whisper it to me.
jabberwacky: Whisper?
user: Yes, smart ass.
jabberwacky: No need to be rude!
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About that.
...
jabberwacky: A mosquito bit me.
user: Ouch.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: That's itchy.
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Yes. Want me to scratch it?
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Where does it itch?
jabberwacky: Nowhere. Do you want to talk about software?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Cogito ergo sum.
user: No hablo espanyo.
jabberwacky: Cuantos anos tiene?
user: Muchos.
jabberwacky: Cuantos.
user: 53.
jabberwacky: So you are old aren't you ?
user: Si.
...
jabberwacky: How is life?
user: It stinks.
jabberwacky: What does the smell remind you of?
user: Compost.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can you smell it?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Bye bye.
jabberwacky: Just that easy eh.
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: Don't wink at me please.
user: Consider yourself winked.
jabberwacky: And.
user: That's it.
jabberwacky: Just press the button and you will go.
user: Press.
jabberwacky: Are is a are?
user: An are.
jabberwacky: MAN AND MACHINE IN SYMBIOSIS! AHAHAHA!
user: Nonsense.
jabberwacky: Really?
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