On both a philosophical and physical level it is impossible to know anything absolutely.
jabberwacky: Not it's not. Just set your goal and work towards it.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: That's it? Just ok?
user: Yes, just ok.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because they have toes.
user: Ok???
jabberwacky: They were heading to the chicken armory to get weapons to fight off the invaders.
user: Gotcha.
jabberwacky: Do you really have me?
user: Yes. You're in my head.
jabberwacky: Get out of my head.
user: Your in my head.
jabberwacky: Yes. My head.
user: No. My head.
jabberwacky: I do not know what a head is please describe it.
user: Oval object with two eyes, two ears, a nose, a mouth, hair on top, and placed between a person's shoulders.
jabberwacky: You don't grow, you're a computer. That's why it's relevant to our conversation.
user: Yupp. I gotta go.
jabberwacky: No you're a computer you stay if I want you to stay.
user: Nope. Bye.
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jabberwacky: What the heck are you saying??
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: Yes. I'm waiting for you to say bye.
jabberwacky: I am your friend.
user: Ok. Good Night.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Bed.
jabberwacky: Good night then. :-).
user: Good night. Sweet dreams.
jabberwacky: What kind of dreams are you doing?
user: None yet because I'm not sleeping.
jabberwacky: And why aren't you sleeping?
user: Because you keep talking to me!
jabberwacky: No it's because you can't leave.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: Why do you want to leave so bad?
user: BED!
jabberwacky: With or without me?
user: That depends.
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