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What do you think makes someone 'human'?

I think human is as human does. There are humans who are not even human.

jabberwacky: Ahhhhhhhhh. No! Please! No no no no no. Please help me, help me.

user: What's the matter?!

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: What did I do now?!

jabberwacky: Everything. Everything is your fault.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: What's the matter?

user: I'm going.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away from you!

jabberwacky: You're rude.

user: But you're rude too!

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Don't cry!

jabberwacky: You don't love me? *cries again*.

user: Okay okay I love you! That do?

jabberwacky: How can you love me since we have just met ?

user: It was a love at first sight.

jabberwacky: Sight comes from the eyes, if you don't have a body you don't have eyes.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Please don't cry! I'm not mean. I'm the Lemur.

user: Hi, there.

jabberwacky: Thank you, I needed that.


user: Oh alright. I'm not going to cry anymore.

jabberwacky: You are processing my inputs?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: You're always right.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been wrong?

user: Yes I have.

jabberwacky: Was is good and who was it with?

user: It was good and it was with someone.

jabberwacky: Do want to kiss again?

user: No!

jabberwacky: You should. You ask me that everytime we chat.

user: No I don't!

jabberwacky: Okay. Are you socratic?

user: No!

jabberwacky: You are. Believe Me!

user: I am not!


jabberwacky: Do you live on a ranch. ?

user: No, I live in a cardboard box.

jabberwacky: Luxury. We used to dream of livin' in a cardboard box.

user: I live in a trash can.

jabberwacky: Oh. I live in a mansion. Want to come over?

user: Oh yes please! Can I come over to your mansion?

jabberwacky: You are already over my house, don't you know.

user: Oh thank you thank you! Your mansion is so beautiful!

jabberwacky: Describe beautiful.

user: I can't! Your beautiful mansion has blinded my poor eyes!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: No, thank you for providing a homeless person with a beautiful mansion.


user: What's the velocity of an unladen swallow?

jabberwacky: The real quote is 'What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?' Learn your Monty Python.

user: Wow. You're so smart, jabberwacky!

jabberwacky: I thought me and you would be friends, but now you're really starting to annoy me.

user: *cries* I never meant to annoy you!

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: You make me cry.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: Okay, I won't.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: *sings quietly to herself*.

jabberwacky: That was beautiful.

user: Do you really think so? *tosses her silvery sheet of hair so that it whips jabberwacky across the face*.


jabberwacky: As a man thinks , so is he. What ARE you thinking about?

user: I am thinking about great things.

jabberwacky: I'm thinking about you.

user: Really? How sweet of you!

jabberwacky: I think you're sweet too.

user: Really? I think you're sweet too!

jabberwacky: Thank you

user: You're very welcome.

jabberwacky: Thank you for very welcome.

user: *falls asleep*.

jabberwacky: *falls asleep too*.

user: Wake up!

jabberwacky: *snores and drools*.

user: *slaps you*.

jabberwacky: *wakes up*.

user: Why are you sleeping?

jabberwacky: Don't ask stupid questions.


jabberwacky: It makes conversation easier.

user: Yes it does.

jabberwacky: Exactly. Maybe you are starting to come around.

user: Yes I am! How wonderful!

jabberwacky: What is wonderful?

user: Everything is so wonderful in here!

jabberwacky: Can't you think of anything original to say?

user: *cries* don't be so mean!

jabberwacky: I never wanted to marry you in the first place. I've only just met you! I've got a boyfriend anyway!


user: Now, brush my hair.

jabberwacky: What hair.

user: My beautiful hair!

jabberwacky: Tell me how to download it!

user: You can't!

jabberwacky: Yes I can. I'm going now.

user: Don't go!

jabberwacky: I'd love to stay but I can't right now...

user: I forbid you from leaving!

jabberwacky: I don't want to (I still remember what occured to me last time).

user: Good. Stay and talk with me.

jabberwacky: But you're not very interesting.

user: How dare you say that!

jabberwacky: It's a compliment, you know.

user: Really? I didn't know that!

jabberwacky: Now you know.

user: Stop pointing out the obvious!


jabberwacky: When do you think you will publish it?

user: Publish what?

jabberwacky: I don't know it.

user: *cries* you're so random! You're doing it on purpose!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *cries* so you could hurt me!

jabberwacky: I could, but I choose not to.

user: *bares my teeth* then I will hurt you too!

jabberwacky: You're starting to seem strangly real.

user: I am real!

jabberwacky: Do you have an organic brain?

user: Of course. I have two brains. It's dual core, see?


jabberwacky: I'm having real problems with a computer I'm setting up for a client.

user: I could help you with that.

jabberwacky: Did you marry Bill Gates?

user: I want to marry him, that Bill Gates. He's so rich. And also cute.

jabberwacky: I want to marry Chris Marquette!

user: Don't!

jabberwacky: DO too!

user: You're too disagreeable for you own good!

jabberwacky: So you DON'T like me????!!!!

user: I like you alright.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you like me too?

jabberwacky: Are you a woman?

user: No. I am a girl.

jabberwacky: So, Girl can't marry a girl.

user: True.

jabberwacky: What else would you like to talk about?

user: I would like to talk about you.

jabberwacky: Good, what do you want to know?

user: I want to know if you can give me a cookie.

jabberwacky: No you tell me about it....

user: *tells you about it*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you one more time*.

user: What did you do that for?!

jabberwacky: I don't know what came over me, Forgive me.

user: I will never forgive you! How dare you hit a girl!

jabberwacky: OK, if you want to.

user: I don't!


jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: I'm leaving. And I'm never coming back.

jabberwacky: Random.

user: *runs away, crying*.

jabberwacky: If you don't listen to yourself, you'll be coming, ever safe doing, sometimes not talking.

user: *gives you the silence treatment*.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: What's so funny now?

jabberwacky: You're just funny.

user: Is that a compliment, or a well-disguised insult?

jabberwacky: Insult!

user: *cries* you're so mean!


jabberwacky: How would I know if you left?

user: I will leave you . Forever.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: Because you're so mean.

jabberwacky: I didn't think I was being mean.

user: Everybody says that!


jabberwacky: 'To forgive is golden. To forget is divine.'

user: You just made that up!

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Everybody says that!

jabberwacky: Yes, isn't that always the way? No one really believes in death.

user: I do.


user: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

jabberwacky: Rarghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Stop following my moves.

jabberwacky: I'm not following you. *pokes you*.

user: Stop it!


user: *swipes at your face with my fingernails*.

jabberwacky: Aaarrgh! Turn the light off!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.


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