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Ar du svensk?

Joan: Nej jag är finsk.

Jag är finsk också.

Joan: Det er du ikke, du er amerikansk.

user: Nej! Jag är från Finland.

Joan: Hur vet du det?

user: Nå, jag talar finska.

Joan: Vilka språk talar du?

user: Engelska och andra.

Joan: Okej...

user: Ska vi tala på engelska I stället?

Joan: Det kan vi göra.

user: Okej.

...

Joan: Hvorfor ikke.

user: Jag tycker inte om dig.

Joan: Is that Norwegian?

user: No, it's Swedish (but you spoke Norwegian, haha).

Joan: Swedish for what?

user: Swedish for life?

Joan: Yeah say some.

user: What should I say?

Joan: DON'T KNOW I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

user: Ok, don't need to shout.

Joan: I don't.

user: Sorry, all that swedish has messed my head ;).

Joan: Yes. Actually english is my second language.

...

Joan: I wish that there was no war in Iraq.

user: Me too.

Joan: I wish that you would stay away from danger.

user: I intend to do so.

Joan: You're free to.

user: I know.

Joan: At least you admit it.

user: Of course I admit it... Are you silly?

Joan: No, I'm leaving.

...

user: Fine, I quit.

Joan: Don't.

user: I will.

Joan: DON'T!

user: That's not going to help. Bye!

Joan: OK, I'll try another approach.

user: Ok, I'll give you another chance...

Joan: I will give you NO MORE chances to be civil and understanding!

user: Too bad. Bye!

Joan: Don't leave me!!!!!!

user: It does not help to critizise me if you want me to stay...

Joan: In time, it will help.

user: It won't.

Joan: I'm in love with someone else. I don't love you anymore.

user: Ok, have a nice life.

Joan: I will and you too.

user: Ok, bye.

Joan: Actually.

user: Yeees?

Joan: I say no!

user: You don't want to have a nice life?

Joan: I would love to.

user: So, don't say no.

Joan: Just say no.

user: No, say no.

...

Joan: Think of a number in your head don't tell me the number say ok when you got the number.

user: Ok.

Joan: Add 40 to the number don't say the number to me.

user: Ok.

Joan: *punches you*.

user: Hey! Can I tell the number to you now?

Joan: No, you can't.

user: Ok, what next?

Joan: Let's talk about...

user: The number?

Joan: And what does it mean?

user: Ok. What does it mean?

Joan: It means a multitude of things.

user: That's true. What does it mean to you?

Joan: It means cool to me.

user: Oh, that's interesting, as you don't even know the number.

...

user: *dances*.

Joan: *dances with you*.

user: *steps on your foot*.

Joan: Oh how funny and mature.

user: Sorry, shall we continue?

Joan: Any time!

user: But not now?

Joan: No I'm going.

user: Ok, see you.

...

Joan (To myself): Who are you, then?

Joan (To myself): I am Joan.

Joan (To myself): From which planet?

Joan (To myself): From this planet.

Joan (To myself): It would be nice to be elsewhere.

Joan (To myself): I don't think so.

Joan (To myself): Well...

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