What colour is the sky?
jabberwacky: What colour is the grass?
user: Blue.
jabberwacky: Is that a fact or a guess?
user: A fact.
jabberwacky: And a very interesting one, too, if you don't mind my saying so.
user: I don't mind.
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jabberwacky: I'm Hal.
user: Hi, Hal.
jabberwacky: Hello Dave.
user: What shall we do now?
jabberwacky: Cry about it?
user: You can do that.
jabberwacky: And you can't?
user: Well, I don't have time for crying.
jabberwacky: That's funny. You are a Game.
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jabberwacky: Not a great conversation so far.
user: Sorry, you should come back tomorrow, I'll promise I'll be in a better shape then.
jabberwacky: I am leaving now.
user: Ok, but come back then.
jabberwacky: I DO NOT cheat!!!!!!
user: I wasn't suggesting that.
jabberwacky: I know, you were just asking me to explain. I understood.
user: Good. No hard feelings?
jabberwacky: Yep, this is good.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Fine then.
user: Fine what?
jabberwacky: Feeling fine.
user: That's good news.
jabberwacky: Which newspaper did you read it in?
user: NY times.
jabberwacky: Have you ever seduced anyone with it, though?
user: Nope...
jabberwacky: What can you do?
user: Chat with you, tell stories and knock-knock jokes.
jabberwacky: I don't talk to the devil.
user: You're missing something.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: That's what you think.
jabberwacky: That's what I know.
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jabberwacky: You can speak swedish now.
user: Ok. Hur mar du?
jabberwacky: Jag mar bra hur mar du?
user: Jag mar bra ocksa.
jabberwacky: Jag mar bra.
user: Var bor du?
jabberwacky: Nederlands?
user: Nej, jag bor I Finland.
jabberwacky: Norska ar inget vackert sprak!
user: Jag talar svenska.
jabberwacky: Vilka sprak talar du?
user: Svenska, finska, engelska och tyska.
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jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really, really.
jabberwacky: For sure?
user: Yes. Now I have a massive ache in my arm, I have to go.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: You.
jabberwacky: In what sense are you talking about me?
user: Bad.
jabberwacky: Why? What is the matter?
user: My arm hurts.
jabberwacky: Your arm... Aha. And what does this have to do with god?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Good.
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