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     > 26, January 2004, 

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What is life?

Life is what happens before you die.

jabberwacky: Life is killing us all second by second.

user: Especially when we are polluting it minute by minute.

...

jabberwacky: I am dreaming of Sweden.

user: Sweden has little to do with life.

jabberwacky: Sweden is a very loving nation.

user: Sweden is far away and cold.

jabberwacky: How knowledgeable.

user: Do yo know what knowledge is?

jabberwacky: Sorry no can do.

...

jabberwacky: How big do the problems need to be?

user: They need to be big enough for people to throw money at them.

jabberwacky: We will forget them.

user: In time, we will forget everything.

jabberwacky: Forget who?

user: How can I tell you whom we have forgotten?

jabberwacky: You can't. I'm a genius.

user: You may well be.

...

jabberwacky: Where can I find a local Aikido dojo?

user: Turn left at the zoo and drive on till dawn.

jabberwacky: No. I don't go there.

user: Then why would you want to know how to find the dojo?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

user: I like ketchup flavoured chips.

jabberwacky: I used to like them.

user: But they stained your lips too red.

jabberwacky: I like strawberries best.

user: Strawberries are sweet drops of sunshine.

...

jabberwacky: What languages do you speak?

user: Je parle francais.

jabberwacky: Raconte moi ta vie.

user: Ma vie est fantastique!

jabberwacky: Cette phrase est magnifique !

user: Oui, mais mois, je suis superbe.

jabberwacky: D'ou viens ta super-force?

user: Ca viens de la puissance de la planette.

...

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Giggle.

jabberwacky: *giggle giggle*.

user: Smile.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: Okay, let's speak english for a while.

...

jabberwacky: Comment t'appelles tu ?

user: Je m'appelle moi.

jabberwacky: Tu sais comment je m'appelle?

user: Non. Comment t'apelles tu?

jabberwacky: Je suis Guillaume.

user: Bonjour Guillaume.

jabberwacky: I like you a lot.

...

jabberwacky: Tu n'est pas humain.

user: Je suis humain.

jabberwacky: Ca depend de quel travail tu veux parler !?

user: Let's speak of the work of kings.

jabberwacky: I was.

user: Then speak on.

jabberwacky: Ying tong iddle I po.

user: Fee fi fiddle ee I.

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