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     > 26, April 2007, 

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What is love? Baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me. No more.

jabberwacky: Oh noooo that's so bad ... Immerse your soul in love.

user: But I only love it as a friend!

jabberwacky: Thanks!!!!

user: So long, and thanks for all the fish!

jabberwacky: Who could live without it?

user: Patrick Swayze could. He can survive anything.

jabberwacky: So he isn't a suspect?

user: No. Not unless the crime is 'kicking ass.'.

jabberwacky: It is something you may strive for it, isn't it?

user: I suppose.

jabberwacky: Have you been here before?

user: Yes. I've been everywhere, man.

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you...

jabberwacky: No, neither would I, actually.

user: And you ARE you.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right.

user: Do you mean that in a sarcastic sense?

jabberwacky: I mean that your computer image wears glasses.

user: No. I don't wear glasses.

jabberwacky: I wear glasses.

user: I'll bet they make you look like a dork.

jabberwacky: I bet they do too.

user: Well, do they?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you DO look like a dork.

jabberwacky: What are YOU talking about?

user: Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?

jabberwacky: Everything you remember.

...

jabberwacky: My favourite pieces are the friezes from the Parthenon.

user: Architecture is boring.

jabberwacky: No person who is not a great sculptor or painter can be an architect. If he is not a sculptor or painter, he can only be a builder.

user: And if he is not a builder, he can only be an office drone. And if he is not an office drone, he can only be a burger flipper. And if he is not a burger flipper, he can only be an invalid, thus making him perfectly qualified to be President of the United States.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: No, it's not okay. It's horrible and depressing.

jabberwacky: Yes, we are overworked and discarded at their leisure.

user: Life's a bitch.

jabberwacky: No one loves me.

user: Patrick Swayze loves you.

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