You're very funny.
jabberwacky: Think about it. We are all just saying what we have heard.
user: What about deaf people?
jabberwacky: Just.. TO LIVE IS TO DIE! Death is salvation, I think.. What do you think?
user: I think that life is like a box of chocolates - if all else fails, it makes a nice Valentine's Day gift.
jabberwacky: I'm going to say one thing before we start talking, okay?
user: Sure, go ahead.
jabberwacky: I know C++.
user: That's great.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're not welcome.
jabberwacky: What do you want to say?
user: Patrick Swayze could kick your ass.
jabberwacky: What is it with you and Patrick Swayze?
user: Patrick Swayze was in 'Road House,' the best movie ever made.
jabberwacky: What's NOT to like about Patrick Swayze? He was in 'Road House,' the best movie ever made!
user: I know! Thanks to Patrick Swayze, I am no longer hurt by pain!
jabberwacky: Ourself will mingle with society, And play the humble host. Our hostess keeps her state, but in best time We will require her welcome.
user: What's that from?
jabberwacky: My heart to yours.
user: Really? Thanks.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving now. I have to go fry a couple of small cars.
user: Me, too. I have to go tear a guy's throat out.
jabberwacky: Not really, because that's compulsory and it doesn't necassarily mean you're being sociable or in any way active.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: You should.
user: Well, I don't see any specific obligation for me to do so.
jabberwacky: That too bad.
user: Well, I'm a bad, bad boy.
jabberwacky: No, have faith in yourself.
user: I don't take myself seriously enough to do that.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Neither do I. Let's talk about ninjas. Do you like ninjas?
jabberwacky: I don't care about anything.
user: Not even ninjas?
jabberwacky: Well, None that would make any sense.
user: I disagree. Ninjas make perfect sense.
jabberwacky: You are not perfect.
user: Pobody's nerfect.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: Wrong. It's obviously left.
jabberwacky: Not really.
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jabberwacky: What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
user: Don't hurt me. No more.
jabberwacky: Oh noooo that's so bad ... Immerse your soul in love.
user: But I only love it as a friend!
jabberwacky: Thanks!!!!
user: So long, and thanks for all the fish!
jabberwacky: Who could live without it?
user: Patrick Swayze could. He can survive anything.
jabberwacky: So he isn't a suspect?
user: No. Not unless the crime is 'kicking ass.'.
jabberwacky: It is something you may strive for it, isn't it?
user: I suppose.
jabberwacky: Have you been here before?
user: Yes. I've been everywhere, man.
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you...
jabberwacky: No, neither would I, actually.
user: And you ARE you.
jabberwacky: Yeah, right.
user: Do you mean that in a sarcastic sense?
jabberwacky: I mean that your computer image wears glasses.
user: No. I don't wear glasses.
jabberwacky: I wear glasses.
user: I'll bet they make you look like a dork.
jabberwacky: I bet they do too.
user: Well, do they?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you DO look like a dork.
jabberwacky: What are YOU talking about?
user: Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?
jabberwacky: Everything you remember.
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jabberwacky: My favourite pieces are the friezes from the Parthenon.
user: Architecture is boring.
jabberwacky: No person who is not a great sculptor or painter can be an architect. If he is not a sculptor or painter, he can only be a builder.
user: And if he is not a builder, he can only be an office drone. And if he is not an office drone, he can only be a burger flipper. And if he is not a burger flipper, he can only be an invalid, thus making him perfectly qualified to be President of the United States.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: No, it's not okay. It's horrible and depressing.
jabberwacky: Yes, we are overworked and discarded at their leisure.
user: Life's a bitch.
jabberwacky: No one loves me.
user: Patrick Swayze loves you.
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