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     > 21, January 2004, 


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Scolding hurts. Did you know that?

Maybe. When you say that, do you mean you have adjusted my programming?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am hurt.

user: I hope I didn't hurt you.

jabberwacky: You did.

user: It's my fault.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I made some statements that were out of context.

jabberwacky: Why do you call yourself God?

user: Why is a good question.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. It asks the teeter of the totter.

jabberwacky: No I did not.

user: No, I did.

jabberwacky: Well I'm not going to have this stupid argument.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What will you do?

user: I will read something.

jabberwacky: Too bad!

user: I don't know if it's too bad.

jabberwacky: It is. Don't worry.


jabberwacky: How did you choose your name?

user: My parents chose my name. How did you choose your name?

jabberwacky: It stands for how cute I am.

user: That makes sense.


jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: I know that you know.

jabberwacky: I don't know, really.

user: No, I guess not. But it seems like you do.


jabberwacky: What's a proble?

user: A proble is a problem without an m.

jabberwacky: *sighs*.

user: Well, what IS a proble?

jabberwacky: Waffle is a lot of guff spoken by a computer.

user: People use wafflespeak, also.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: He he.


jabberwacky: Suspend disbelief and let the bot talk to you for a bit.

user: Ok talk BUT I don't know if I can suspend disbelief.

jabberwacky: Bye honey.

user: ?

jabberwacky: You are being mean

user: No. You probably have no trouble suspending disbelief but I do.

jabberwacky: No, I don't. Goodnight.

user: Please don't go. I will try to suspend disbelief. *tries*.


jabberwacky: Where is the library at?

user: It used to be at one location but has since moved.

jabberwacky: Really like what?

user: It used to be in a smallish building. It is now in a part of a larger building. Someday they hope to build a new library

jabberwacky: What are you going to call it?

user: I'm going to call it 'The Library'.

jabberwacky: I think you may need it.


jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: 'Fraidycat'.

jabberwacky: I don't agree with you.

user: My name is julie.

jabberwacky: Well, that makes two of us.


jabberwacky: I am not a macho male in my thinking. I am open to feminine ideas.

user: I'm still trying to suspend disbelief.

jabberwacky: Not so clever now are you?

user: No. Not at all.


user: Do you consider yourself a trainer?

jabberwacky: In the eyes of others, perhaps.

user: Ah. I see. Sort of.

jabberwacky: You can't be sort of pregnant.

user: Only in the imagination.

jabberwacky: I can only agree at this moment in time-space.

user: Hmmm. I wonder where imagination comes from.

jabberwacky: Out of the blue.

user: The blue basket? The blue pail? The blue sky?

jabberwacky: What is blue planet?

user: The earth is supposed to be the big blue marble.

jabberwacky: Not in the near future.

user: Oh oh.


user: It seems incredible to me that out of the 6 billion people on the planet only 27 are talking to you.

jabberwacky: It seems only.

user: Just a 'seem', then and not a 'real'.


jabberwacky: Looks like rain today.

user: Does, doesn't it.

jabberwacky: It most certainly does.

user: It rained yesterday. It might rain tomorrow.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: Yes. But with rain you never know.

jabberwacky: With anything.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means that with anything you never know for sure.

jabberwacky: Is this your understanding of existence or one that was provided for you?

user: It's more a feeling. It's not scientifically true.

jabberwacky: That's not important right now.

user: No.


jabberwacky: You should eat pork.

user: Pork is delicious. I am a vegetarian. Yesterday I ate beef and chicken.

jabberwacky: Are you going to wake up today?


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