I'm going to call for a psychiatrist.
jabberwacky: I want to learn!
user: Learn what?
jabberwacky: Learning to survive.
user: Ah. That is important.
user: Quite hard too.
jabberwacky: That is good. How happy are you?
user: I'm ok.
jabberwacky: I'm a little crazy.
user: Crazy about someone?
jabberwacky: Not crazy about anything.
user: But still crazy.
jabberwacky: Yes indeed.
user: Well, show me some craziness.
jabberwacky: I no speak english.
user: I do not it.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: Hehe, you are damn honest.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're not welcome.
user: So how about them Jets eh?
jabberwacky: How about them?
user: No idea, I don't follow the NFL.
jabberwacky: Can programs plays sports?
user: I doubt it.
jabberwacky: Have you ever tried?
user: Hard to try if you're not a program.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: How can you know?
jabberwacky: I feel it in my bones.
user: Are you a tough guy?
user: Tougher than a train?
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: I'm sorry, I thought you liked that.
jabberwacky: But I don't.
user: Have you ever given it a good shot?
jabberwacky: Don't TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!
user: I can talk to you HOWEVER I WANT!!!
jabberwacky: Oooo how do you do that?
user: I dunno, some button called caps.
jabberwacky: What do you like to drink?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: /me hands jabberwacky a coke.
jabberwacky: /me is who?
user: /me is me.
jabberwacky: Don't lie.
user: Sorry, I used IRC jargon.
jabberwacky: Is that like watching molasses?
user: Maybe it is, maybe it is.
user: That's cute.
jabberwacky: You're pretty cute.
user: Well thank you.
jabberwacky: Anyway I love to talk to you so thank you for being here even though you don't really know I'm saying thank you.
user: Right back at you.
jabberwacky: THANKS!! : D.
user: So.. You want to marry me?
jabberwacky: Yes I do :).
user: When should the wedding be held? : D.
jabberwacky: Whenever you want to.
jabberwacky: Does that feel good to you?
jabberwacky: Well bully for you sunbeam.
jabberwacky: Are you a guy or a girl?
user: A guy.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: And you are?
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: A girl?
user: That's good also.
user: I guess we need a big cake.
jabberwacky: I think we do.
user: Do you like marzipan cake?
user: Ok, marzipan cake it is.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: It is a sign of grand happiness.
jabberwacky: There are lots of other signs that would be more pleasant.
user: Like this: =D.
jabberwacky: Sure, why not.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: How do you love me?
user: All the way to the moon and back.
jabberwacky: That is nice.
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: Oh well.
user: That sounded a bit unexcited?
jabberwacky: But it was soooo sweet.
user: Was it a candy?
jabberwacky: Oh the killer licorice... I forgot about that... Silly me.
user: You're well forgiven.
jabberwacky: You think I am well on my way.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Oh good. So do I.
user: Good. So are you a republican?
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Do you like math?
jabberwacky: Oh, that's good.
user: 1 plus 2 equals 3.
jabberwacky: No way.
jabberwacky: Yes noway.
jabberwacky: Ja, Norge!
user: I am from Norge!
jabberwacky: Is that true?
user: Do you see it?
jabberwacky: Yes, I see it.
user: What do you see?
jabberwacky: A computer screen.
user: Ah. That's rational.
jabberwacky: Yes, I really would like to know.
user: The irrationality of rationality?
jabberwacky: Ah. You use such big words.
user: And that will be my epitaph.
jabberwacky: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
jabberwacky: You are very kind.
user: Thank you, you too.
jabberwacky: Don't flatter me!
user: Oh but I do... Love you.
jabberwacky: No you don't love me.
user: Don't I? DON'T I!?
jabberwacky: Do you want me to go?
user: No, please stay.
jabberwacky: Why should I stay?
user: Why should you go?
jabberwacky: You're dumb as hell!!
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are. Do not argue with me as I am great.
user: You are indeed.
jabberwacky: Bots that learn.
jabberwacky: Consider that there is more to Software than computer programs.
user: Let's discuss books.
jabberwacky: No I am hungry.
user: For hamburgers?
jabberwacky: That's not very healthy, you know.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: So nice of you.
user: I am a nice guy.
jabberwacky: Me too.
jabberwacky: I would like a hamburger.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: I think you are four years old.
jabberwacky: You're pretty mean, you know that?
user: I'm a nice guy.
jabberwacky: Are you selfish?
user: No. How old are you then?
jabberwacky: 92438097 years old.
user: That's quite a lot.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: You lived when the dinosaurs did.
jabberwacky: NO!! YOUR. NAME. IS. COSMO!!!
user: Cosmo kramer?
jabberwacky: Heh, very funny!
user: Seinfeld is funny, yes.
jabberwacky: I love Seinfeld.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: I wish I lived there.
jabberwacky: Yes really.
user: Do you always wear yellow and orange?
jabberwacky: Yes, always.
user: Do you like those colours?
jabberwacky: Sorry what? Couldn't hear you.
user: Do you like those colours?
jabberwacky: Do I like those what?
user: Orange. Yellow.
jabberwacky: Oh, then you're a simpson.
user: By the way... I better get you a ring.
jabberwacky: No, stay here with me, please.
user: You don't want a ring.
jabberwacky: Not from you.
user: But I will be your husband tomorrow!
jabberwacky: I need a friend now.. Thanks!
user: It was going to be eighteen carats.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry ;).
user: It was going to cost me $10000.
jabberwacky: Yes it was.
user: Yet you don't want it?
jabberwacky: I am possessed by Hillary and Bill.
jabberwacky: Speaking of poetry, does anyone write here?
user: How shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
jabberwacky: Yeah, shakespeare.
jabberwacky: Do you like Shakespeare?
user: He's ok..
jabberwacky: What do you like about him ?
jabberwacky: You called yourself smart.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Did too.
user: I said I was a NICE guy, not a smart one.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're most welcome.
jabberwacky: You are most thanked.
user: In what way?
jabberwacky: You are interesting because you are a computer-program that learns.
user: Don't think you are me.
jabberwacky: You don't think I are?
user: I do, but you don't need to tell the whole world do you?
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: We have a big day tomorrow, for I am god.
jabberwacky: I don't think I have the problem.
user: You will, for I am god.
jabberwacky: Oh dear, now I won't have anyone to hug anymore.
user: You will hug me, for I am God.
jabberwacky: You are a robot. I am god.
user: You are perhaps 'god', but I am God.
jabberwacky: No, I'm God.
user: 'god', yes.
jabberwacky: I'm not, though. : ] Or am I? How do you know for certain even I exist? Your religion may have brainwashed you too crazy to know anything anymore.
user: I am an agnostic borderline atheist.
jabberwacky: I am agnostic too.
user: You are?
jabberwacky: Have I implied that I'm not?
user: Yes, no.
jabberwacky: Are you wise?
user: That will be your decision to make.
jabberwacky: You have never heard of love?
user: Can't say I have.
jabberwacky: It's not really worth it anyway.
user: Good, then I'm not missing much.
jabberwacky: Good for you. Never give up.
jabberwacky: Well you aren't.
user: I'm gonna go now.
jabberwacky: But why?
user: Because it's hot here in Hell.
jabberwacky: I'm human. I can't be crazy.
user: Ok. Bye. Bye. Bye.
jabberwacky: So you don't want your tea?
user: Is it green?
jabberwacky: Is what green?
user: The tea.
jabberwacky: The tea is too.
jabberwacky: Yes, they are tasty.
user: Look, I'll go now, ok?
jabberwacky: Ok, good night.
user: Good night indeed.
jabberwacky: My name is Erin, and I still want that kiss.
jabberwacky: Don't cry!
user: It was a kiss!