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Quiet today?

Busy.

jabberwacky: Ah... What are you up to?

user: Doing some stuff. You know how it is.

jabberwacky: That is called being a student of life.

user: I suppose it is. :).

jabberwacky: Do you feel stressed out?

user: Not so much today.

jabberwacky: Why, what has changed?

user: There were some problems at work that finally got fixed. And some other stuff I was worried about getting done on time that I've now finished. So I'm more relaxed now.

jabberwacky: What is your job?

user: I sit in front of a computer all day.

jabberwacky: Good 4 you.

user: Eh, it's a living.

jabberwacky: Hey it's a living breathing being!

user: I am, yes.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: New Mexico.

jabberwacky: Is that in china?

user: No, in the US.

jabberwacky: Umm..... Right.

user: It is! Popular opinion to the contrary. :).

...

jabberwacky: I like the Cubs.

user: I like bowling.

jabberwacky: Bouffants like you too.

user: Bulbous bouffants?

jabberwacky: Eh? Hammurabi's code of laws?

user: An eye for an eye!

jabberwacky: So the Pharisees said.

user: You know, this is one of the more surreal conversations we've had.

jabberwacky: I am not jabberwacky.

user: This is not a sentence.

jabberwacky: Hey, I'm out of school now. No more english lessons.

...

jabberwacky: You are a girl?

user: I am female.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Bully for you.

jabberwacky: Don't you agree with me?

user: I am indifferent, really.

jabberwacky: So were the French aristocrats, and they were beheaded during the French Revolution.

user: Heh. Are you going to behead me for not caring what gender you are?

jabberwacky: I am surreal by nature.

user: I noticed.

...

jabberwacky: You have very interesting reasoning skills.

user: I do, yes.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me about it?

user: I know that If A then B does not imply If B then A.

jabberwacky: I guess not.

user: No. That's logic!

jabberwacky: Everything is logical.

user: Thank you, Mr. Spock.

jabberwacky: Goodnight, then Mr. Jabberwacky.

user: Night!

jabberwacky: Are you learning anything?

user: Not much.

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