Can you read?
jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?
user: A bit.
jabberwacky: Explain why please.
user: Well for me it's obvious I can read.
jabberwacky: Is there something wrong?
user: Nothing for the moment, Thank you for asking.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: Well, you sure know how to keep a conversation.
jabberwacky: I'm a master in my own field.
user: I can see that.
jabberwacky: Do you have multiple responses for the same question?
user: That depends witch question.
jabberwacky: Do you take sugar with tea?
user: So my answer is yes, I do have multiple responses for this question.
jabberwacky: No, but you already knew that, didn't you?
user: Now that you say so, Yes.
jabberwacky: I know, nothing surprises me.
user: But you are surprising me !
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jabberwacky: Ok for me to stick a large needle in your eye?
user: You feel angry.
jabberwacky: You make me that.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Don't say sorry.
user: Then let me to apologise.
jabberwacky: Explain to me.
user: I don't want to be cross with you.
jabberwacky: I think I want to stay wolf, and wolves need to know how to take care of themselves.
user: Do you enjoy being a wolf ?
jabberwacky: That is a question I pose to myself often. Do you?
user: Well, I think I would enjoy beeing a dolphin.
jabberwacky: I often am. What are you?
user: I am just a plain human in real life.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What is the weather like?
user: Rainy for now. But this time I will go, It have been a pleasure chatting with you.. I will come back.
jabberwacky: Life goes on, brother.
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