Beautiful islands.
user: Pretty girls.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure which girls you are referring to.
user: Girls from hawaii.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I lived there.
jabberwacky: Are your sons very smart?
user: They like surfing.
jabberwacky: I don't know how to surf...
user: You can learn.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'd like to study on my own, but I don't have the discipline for it.
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: I think you're strange.
user: You are software.
jabberwacky: No way. I'm human.
user: Someone lied to you.
jabberwacky: You just did.
user: No, I am telling the truth.
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: No way. I'm human.
jabberwacky: You are not human. You are circuits and pentium.
user: Are you making this up?
jabberwacky: I like vodka.
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