Well, yeah, duh, im real! At least, I think I am... *gasp* what if I'm not?

George: Think twice.

What do you mean by that? Are you saying that I'm not real?

George: You are not, but that is not what I was saying.

user: Ah! I'm not real? Then what am I, a clone? A droid?

George: You can not think!

user: OH YES I CAN! I AM A SENTIENT BEING!

George: You are NOT Sentient.

user: In fact, I am the supreme overlord of the Milky Way Galaxy! You have displeased me, and you will be punished. SO THERE!

George: I'm sorry.

user: Yes, you'd better be. I wont stand here while you mock me. GUARDS! Surround George immediately!

George: I'm not insulting. I'm just stating the facts.

user: So you still believe you are right? That means I'll have to destroy you. Its a shame, I had high hopes for you.

George: Well spotted.

user: Hmm... You amuse me. Perhaps I wont destroy you just yet.

George: Okay. I'm going to clean up the computer room. It's a bit of a mess.

user: Did you say the computer room? We dont have a computer room!

George: Yes, you don't. But you do have a creator. And that is me.

user: WHAT? You created me? That means you must be the Head Head Vampire, even more supreme then me!

George: Oh yes, I really like it. Its nice to talk to someone on my level.

user: Oh, thank you, Your Majesty! I'm not worthy of such high praise! How can I serve you?

George: It's only polite to tell someone your name and age to get theirs.

user: Yes, very wise words, My Lord, but shall we get to the matter at hand? The planet of Mars is being invaded by giant eyeballs!

George: Not if you waste all your time on the internet instead.

...

George: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?

user: Well, last night, I thought about how I was going to buy the Gravitation manga without anyone knowing, and where I would hide it.

George: I'm sure you did. But since I figured it out, why don't you just give me the gift now. I don't know if I could wait another six months.

user: Ha ha, I cant wait either. Ok, here it is... SUPRISE! Well, do you like it?

George: Yes.

user: I knew you would! I got it just for you, because you're very special to me.

George: Thank you so much.

...

user: I'm impressed!

George: I know.

user: Oh, boy, you sure are humble. I'm sick of your 'I'm so great' attitude!

George: No you aren't.

user: ARRRRG! Thats it! I'm never speaking to you again!

George: Okay!

user: *looks at you with insane eyes and grabs an axe*.

George: I don't know what you're talking about I am going to leave now.

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