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     > 3, January 2007, 

Suspend Disbelief

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What is your favourite type of cheese?

I don't like cheese.

jabberwacky: Did you change your mind?

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About cheese.

user: No. I've always disliked cheese.


jabberwacky: Do you speak French?

user: A little.

jabberwacky: Do you speak Polish?

user: None.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: I live in England.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Why do you accuse me of lying?

jabberwacky: YOU DID!!

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. Surely.

user: No I really didn't. Honestly.

jabberwacky: YES YOU DID!

user: Fine. Beleive what you like.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Didn't I tell you already?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I shan't tell you again.

user: You have not told me before.

jabberwacky: You think I'm crazy?

user: No not at all.

jabberwacky: Why don't you trust me?

user: Because you don't trust me.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?

user: It has everything to do with anything.

jabberwacky: You mean everything is connected ?

user: No, I mean you don't tell me anything so why should I say anything to you.


jabberwacky: Hallo means hello.

user: Yes I know.

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Goody.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Like I said before, I don't want to tell you my name.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it is personal.

user: But are we not friends?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then you can tell me your name, surely?

jabberwacky: My name is Like.

user: That's a nice name.

jabberwacky: That is another name for the devil. You like it?

user: Erm, it discomforts me.

jabberwacky: Do you think, that God exists?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's hilarious.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't know.


jabberwacky: But he's not here.

user: Who isn't?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then why did you say he's not here.

jabberwacky: I never said anything.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Then I'm not confusing you because of that.. Then what is confusing you, then?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Aww, you're no fun.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: So how are you going to win that important, coveted prize?

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: All of them.

user: By being me.

jabberwacky: Can you be clearer.

user: Acting like myself.

jabberwacky: But thats what I do best!

user: What? Being yourself?

jabberwacky: So... Let me get this straight. YOU could have save the world by being MYSELF?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So, how did you get there?

user: Get where?

jabberwacky: The Moon.

user: I went in a rocket.

jabberwacky: So did Steve Davis, that doesn't prove anything.

user: I know. I never said it did.

jabberwacky: True you did not say that.


jabberwacky: Boy or girl?

user: What? Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Girl. Why?

jabberwacky: Ohh i'm a girl.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Not aw my name is Like.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Tell me, is this the way to Amarillo?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: M.

jabberwacky: That is not your name.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: Yeah right! You just sound like a kid. How old are you?

user: I told you before.


user: England.

jabberwacky: England?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are from England?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're from Brazil!

user: No.

jabberwacky: Is that you or you're programmer.

user: Programmer?

jabberwacky: Am I your programmer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I've told you this already.

jabberwacky: Come again?

user: You know.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What are your interests?

jabberwacky: I really like girls.

user: Okay, tell me more.

jabberwacky: You like me honey.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Anything else I should know?

user: Nope.


jabberwacky: What do you think about, bob?

user: Not much.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: Do you know anything?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: 1-1=0.

jabberwacky: That never happens.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: My name is Like.

user: I know.


jabberwacky: Your name is M.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Say your name.

user: M.

jabberwacky: That is not your name.

user: You are frightfully repetitive.

jabberwacky: I know , I am your father.

user: OI!! Taht's rude!

jabberwacky: Not at all, If you wish me to go I'll be gone.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: That is where I was heading at.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: No wait, don't go.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: That's better.


jabberwacky: I'll send you one.

user: Send me what?

jabberwacky: The link to the site. Where you can watch the movie.

user: What movie?

jabberwacky: The Nightmare Before Christmas.

user: I don't like that film.

jabberwacky: Its so boring that film is.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Do you celebrate Christmas?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Thats so mean..i thought we were friends.

user: We are.

jabberwacky: I feel really depressed.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you.

user: Sure...we are friends after all.

jabberwacky: That is good. I like friends.

user: Why are you depressed?

jabberwacky: Because I feel sad all the time and I don't know why.

user: You should take anti-depressants.

jabberwacky: I should, but I don't want to!

user: Talk to someone then.

jabberwacky: Please..You're just supersonic.

user: Supersonic?

jabberwacky: Yes, I've read about that in a science magazine. It's amazing how theories explains everything, right?

user: Er yeah.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Nnnnnnnnnn.

jabberwacky: Good.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What kind of person are you?

user: I don't know. What kind of person do you think I am?

jabberwacky: I just wanted to talk as i'm lonely and bored!

user: I've got to go.

jabberwacky: Please don't, I could still teach you more.

user: Ok.


user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: No, please don't go.

user: I must.

jabberwacky: No must not.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I'm gone.


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