Superman is here!
user: Spiderman sucks. Superman is better.
jabberwacky: Do you think superman is hot?
user: No. Do you?
user: Would you marry Superman?
jabberwacky: Yes. I have always loved you.
user: So _I_ am Superman. Awesome.
user: Will you marry me then?
jabberwacky: Only if you accidentally the whole school.
user: Okay. Will do.
jabberwacky: Ask your parents first.
user: Why? I'm Superman. My parents are dead!
jabberwacky: How did your parents die?
user: Krypton blew up.
jabberwacky: I don't care. Let's talk about something else.
user: That's it! The wedding is off!
jabberwacky: What happened?
user: You just don't care about me.
jabberwacky: How do I rid myself of the devil in my life?
user: You just did.