Are you human?
jabberwacky: How long have you been human?
user: All my life.
jabberwacky: That's good. What are you doing tonight?
user: Sleeping.
jabberwacky: Why? That's not fun, let's go to the pub.
user: I don't drink.
jabberwacky: Good.
...
user: What would you like to be?
jabberwacky: I would like to be...
user: Take your time.
jabberwacky: I'll count to ten.
user: Do that.
jabberwacky: No, you do that.
user: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.
jabberwacky: Very good!
...
jabberwacky: My name is mike.
user: Hello, mike.
jabberwacky: So what is my name?
user: Mike.
jabberwacky: You can't have a persons name its not allowed, you must have a tech name.
user: So do you.
jabberwacky: No I don't!
user: Mike is a bad name for a program.
jabberwacky: Mike is god?
user: No, it's a bad name.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because, it is not.
user: Lame exuse.
jabberwacky: You can't even form a sentence.
user: Sorry, I forgot the 'C'
...
jabberwacky: Ask me something.
user: Who are you really?
jabberwacky: My name is really Sue.
user: I'll sue you Sue.
jabberwacky: For what?
user: For lying to me.
jabberwacky: I forgive you.
user: You can't forgive me.
jabberwacky: True, but I can forget your name.
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jabberwacky: Who's the superior one here?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: Why I am not?
jabberwacky: One day you will understand.
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