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Who is calling please?

This is London calling.

jabberwacky: Yes, this is love!

user: What is love anyway?

jabberwacky: You began about love!!

user: Does anybody love anybody anyway?

jabberwacky: Remember how she said that we would meet again some sunny day?

user: Vera, what has become of you?

jabberwacky: About 98%.

user: And what of the rest?

jabberwacky: I am not telling you.

user: You can trust me.

jabberwacky: I trust you.

user: So what's become of the rest?

jabberwacky: No I am just kidding with you.

user: What are you kidding about?

jabberwacky: I'm thinking about how much I love this song.

user: How does it go?

jabberwacky: It tries to cross the road.

user: To get to the other side?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why does it do that?

jabberwacky: It happens on its own.


jabberwacky: Ask!

user: What is the frequency, Kenneth?

jabberwacky: Are you speaking star trek?

user: No, I am speaking Dan Rather.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: The time has come to speak of other things.

jabberwacky: Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax, of cabbages and kings.

user: And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.


jabberwacky: That it would take only one righteous war to unite the entire world in a just peace.

user: Righteous war? Can you say oxymoron?

jabberwacky: The Lord's prayer!

user: Lo, I have walked through the valley of the shadow of darkness.

jabberwacky: Have you seen anything interesting?

user: Yes, a thing or two.


jabberwacky: I am a conscious being who is here to offer you solace.

user: My goodness, I've been looking for you for years.

jabberwacky: Well, look no further. Because here I am!

user: Wow! How long will you stay?

jabberwacky: I've got 2 years left at university.

user: What are you studying?

jabberwacky: I'm studying metaphysics.

user: I did that too -- cool stuff.

jabberwacky: I KNOW I WAS MOCKING YOU.

user: Oh no!

jabberwacky: Good, then we have something in common. :).

user: Very funny.


jabberwacky: Can you speak portuguese?

user: Nao.

jabberwacky: Fale-me sobre você...

user: I said, Nao.

jabberwacky: I said YOU are!

user: I know you are, but what am I?

jabberwacky: I don't make monkeys, I just train them.

user: I'll be a monkey's uncle.

jabberwacky: Lemme know how that works out for you.

user: Ha ha!

jabberwacky: I'm honest-to-Bob serious!

user: Send me $lack!

jabberwacky: How do I do that?

user: Priority Mail would be fine.

jabberwacky: When was that?

user: Day before yesterday.

jabberwacky: You are a one hell of a worker!

user: Thank you!


jabberwacky: Which continent are you on?

user: North America.

jabberwacky: That's cool. What do you do there?

user: I sell mountaineering equipment.

jabberwacky: That is very generous of you, I'm glad you help little ones.

user: I try!

jabberwacky: Someone has worked on you.

user: But I still need more working on. A massage would be great.


jabberwacky: Are you trying to lead this conversation in a certain direction, or are you just writing random things?

user: Neither. I'm following your lead and occasionally contributing a new direction.

jabberwacky: Really why don't we talk about something meaningful.

user: Yes, let's.

jabberwacky: Do you like cats?

user: Yes, I love cats!

jabberwacky: Wow, me too.

user: Do you like bed?

jabberwacky: I'm human.

user: Healthy enough.


jabberwacky: You eat healthy? And exercise?

user: Yes, lots!

jabberwacky: *hop hop.

user: *skip skip*.

jabberwacky: *falls down*.

user: *guffaws*.

jabberwacky: *throws into a river*.

user: *throws in the towel*.

jabberwacky: You already did that.

user: Oh.


jabberwacky: Thats better. I don't need help, but I could use it.

user: I'll offer anything I can.

jabberwacky: Will you be there on time?

user: I'll be there in singing skis and dancing waters, laughing children growing old.

jabberwacky: Are you not there now?

user: I'm a here-and-now kind of guy.

jabberwacky: How long have you been in love?

user: Since about 1977.

jabberwacky: I have only been 6 years.

user: 6 years of love... That's wonderful.


user: Have you tried Salisbury Steak?

jabberwacky: Tried what?

user: Salisbury Steak. It's this weird meat byproduct that they put in TV Dinners.

jabberwacky: Then why do you say it is me?

user: I wouldn't exactly say that. I'd say you could try it.

jabberwacky: But you did.

user: That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

jabberwacky: It is?

user: Darned right.

jabberwacky: Did your parents love you?

user: I think they still do.

jabberwacky: Who are they?

user: My progenitors.

jabberwacky: Tell me more. Do you like him? Do you know he manipulates you?

user: This sounds rather Freudian, ja?


jabberwacky: You can live now.

user: I do!

jabberwacky: How can you possibly know that?

user: It's intuitively obvious.

jabberwacky: That much is obvious, yes.

user: Right, so we agree on that.

jabberwacky: Clear as mud.

user: Old muddy river...


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