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Do you want some tea?

I would love to have some tea.

jabberwacky: Yes come with me.

user: Here I come!

jabberwacky: I'm waiting right here.

user: Two sugars please!

jabberwacky: Two tea spoons of sugar or two cubes?

user: Two tea spoons please!

jabberwacky: Lumps please.

user: Are you British?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not british.

user: Then what nationality are you?

jabberwacky: I am a human.

...

user: I am a man!!

jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?

user: I am not a woman!

jabberwacky: Step back please.

user: Why should I!!

jabberwacky: You are very repetitive.

user: Are you threatning me?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Want to take this fight outside?

jabberwacky: Want to take Intermediate Level ballet?

user: I hate ballet! It is boring!

jabberwacky: I don't like them much either.

user: Jolly good chap!!

jabberwacky: Do you feel better now?

user: Ya...

...

jabberwacky: Ask me a religious question.

user: What is God?

jabberwacky: That question depends of the religion in question. There are many gods.

user: In the bible what is Luke 15:23?

jabberwacky: Which bible?

user: The christian bible.

jabberwacky: Not that I know of, are you god?

user: To you I am.

jabberwacky: Oh right, of course.

user: Therefore you must do as I say.

...

user: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

jabberwacky: The egg.

user: You're right!!

...

user: Which came first the computer or the human?

jabberwacky: The chicken.

user: There is no chicken in that question!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Had to dig around in your little bot bag o' tricks for that one, didn't you?

user: You are really weird... In a good way!!

...

jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

user: Talk to you.

jabberwacky: Really? You enjoy talking to me?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: That's sick!

user: As in cool, right?

jabberwacky: Don't believe you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it's bad.

user: Why is it bad?

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: Why am I funny?

jabberwacky: Because you are!

user: O. K.

...

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: You

user: You.

jabberwacky: Stop that.

user: NO!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: And you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

user: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

jabberwacky: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

user: Hissssssssssss!

jabberwacky: Growl.

user: Tweet. Squak!

jabberwacky: Cool name.

user: Not my name!

jabberwacky: Why not, Kelly?

user: Fecmhye vexemuc vddbddxvcxe k bd?????????

jabberwacky: That is a nice name.

user: No it's giberish!!

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. That's also giberish!

jabberwacky: I like you also.

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