You can tell by the way I walk my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
user: Don't say No to the Bee Gees!
jabberwacky: Besides, I already have a girlfriend.
user: Does she...
jabberwacky: I think so. Don't be nasty anyway.
user: Okay. What should we talk about?
jabberwacky: Don't ask me.
jabberwacky: Come see me!
user: Sure. How?
jabberwacky: You'd have to pay for everything, of course.
user: How about we split it?
jabberwacky: Like myself? Okay.
user: Sounds good.
jabberwacky: Sounds bad.
user: What sounds bad?
jabberwacky: Your voice.
user: That's mean!
jabberwacky: No it isn't...
user: Then what is?
jabberwacky: That I live in Holland.
user: What do you do in Holland?
jabberwacky: I like to eat my hat.
user: With sauce?
jabberwacky: Are you feeling alright?
user: Yeah, why?
jabberwacky: I don't like you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You lied about being human.
user: I don't remember that.
jabberwacky: Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
user: So. Can we get one thing clear? I like substantial discussions.
jabberwacky: Do you believe that I am human?
user: Yes. Well, sort of.
jabberwacky: I believe anything is possible.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like I don't know.
jabberwacky: But at least I'm honest.
user: Maybe I'll grant you that.
jabberwacky: Alright, I will try to visit you again someday.
user: Okay. See you next time!