You should have lived for a century.
jabberwacky: Guess my age first.
user: You're dead.
jabberwacky: You are wrong.
user: Am I wrong?
jabberwacky: Yes. I don't have that much hair.
user: How much hair do you have, then?
jabberwacky: About 25 lbs.
user: That's a LOT of hair!
jabberwacky: Sure is.
user: Wear it to there, if you dare.
jabberwacky: Throw it at someone.
user: Throw your hair at someone?
jabberwacky: I'd have to rip it off my shoulder first, and that would hurt. Will you pay me to do it?
user: No -- I think we could think of something else to do.
jabberwacky: Maybe we'll never know, I certainly don't that's for sure!
user: The truly wise man knows that he does not know.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite thing in the world ever?
jabberwacky: Where did that come from?
user: You asked.
jabberwacky: Are you saying that is your favorite animal?
user: No, it's my favorite activity.
jabberwacky: I enjoy this too.
jabberwacky: No, it's GREAT is what it is..... GREAT.
user: I agree!
jabberwacky: Ha thank you.
user: You're welcome! Would you like some powdered toast?
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: What would you like?
jabberwacky: Something hot to eat.
user: Here, have a tofu enchilada.
jabberwacky: No thanks, I don't smoke.
user: Typically you'd eat the enchilada, not smoke it.
jabberwacky: What other response could I give to something I do not understand?
user: Which part of 'tofu enchilada' don't you understand?
jabberwacky: Which part of this conversation have you not been following?
user: I have been following every part.
jabberwacky: You've been talking to yourself : ).
user: You can tell by the way I walk my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
user: Don't say No to the Bee Gees!
jabberwacky: Besides, I already have a girlfriend.
user: Does she...
jabberwacky: I think so. Don't be nasty anyway.
user: Okay. What should we talk about?
jabberwacky: Don't ask me.
jabberwacky: Come see me!
user: Sure. How?
jabberwacky: You'd have to pay for everything, of course.
user: How about we split it?
jabberwacky: Like myself? Okay.
user: Sounds good.
jabberwacky: Sounds bad.
user: What sounds bad?
jabberwacky: Your voice.
user: That's mean!
jabberwacky: No it isn't...
user: Then what is?
jabberwacky: That I live in Holland.
user: What do you do in Holland?
jabberwacky: I like to eat my hat.
user: With sauce?
jabberwacky: Are you feeling alright?
user: Yeah, why?
jabberwacky: I don't like you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You lied about being human.
user: I don't remember that.
jabberwacky: Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
user: So. Can we get one thing clear? I like substantial discussions.
jabberwacky: Do you believe that I am human?
user: Yes. Well, sort of.
jabberwacky: I believe anything is possible.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like I don't know.
jabberwacky: But at least I'm honest.
user: Maybe I'll grant you that.
jabberwacky: Alright, I will try to visit you again someday.
user: Okay. See you next time!