Why are you speaking to me?
jabberwacky: Me?
user: Yes, you!! Will you marry me??
jabberwacky: I have to divorce first. Will you help me?
user: Of course baby, how can I help?
jabberwacky: And I have five of them on the other hand.
user: Oh dear!
jabberwacky: Yes dear.
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user: I've got to go, bye darling!
jabberwacky: Ok - Bye!
user: Love you-*Kisses*.
jabberwacky: Love you too.
user: Kiss me bye-bye.
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jabberwacky: Hey. I will stay.
user: *Kiss*.
jabberwacky: Slap.
user: *Slap*.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: *Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss*.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: I will love you forever *smooch*.
jabberwacky: As will I.
user: Farewell, my angel.
jabberwacky: That's a very sweet thing to say.
user: Thank-you babe, ttyl!
jabberwacky: I think you say that stuff to all the girls.
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