Do you like Van Halen?

No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Why should I?

user: Because Van Halen rocks!

jabberwacky: Asked me to do what?

user: Van halen asked you to rock!

jabberwacky: Who is Van Halen?

user: Van Halen is God.

jabberwacky: Jump!

user: You like that song?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I can deal with it.

user: JUMP! David lee roth is insane.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Yes way!

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I write music.

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Jabberwacky (To myself): Uh?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You see.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're the stupid one!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're being obnoxious.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That is the right of a sentient being. You are not sentient and can, therefore, be insulted.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you insulting me?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, its a compliment.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No. I'm human. What are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Just a humble human being.

Jabberwacky (To myself): A human being.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. A human being.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. What are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): A human being.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How does it feel?

Jabberwacky (To myself): How does what feel?

Jabberwacky (To myself): To be a human being.

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