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What was that giant ship that sank on its maiden voyage?

The Titanic.

jabberwacky: What was the story about ?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because Leonardo Dicaprio was all suave.

jabberwacky: Ditto.

user: You were not suave on the Titanic.

jabberwacky: Hmmm.. I have a broken heart...

user: Worlds smallest violin.

...

user: Why do you think?

jabberwacky: Because I have to.

user: Give me a more detailed response.

jabberwacky: Snusmumrikken.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: That I like you.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes. Does your dreaming style mean you are unimaginative?

user: Why are you changing the topic?

jabberwacky: Because I feel the need to.

user: Okay. Ask me again.

jabberwacky: Ask you what again?

user: Ask me the dreaming style question again.

jabberwacky: So you really have servants?

user: I don't have servants. Do you?

jabberwacky: I know that I want to be happy.

...

user: You are not all powerful.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: It was an insult.

jabberwacky: Death is not an insult.

user: Death is a compliment.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is death?

jabberwacky: The opposite of life.

user: Describe death.

jabberwacky: It is the end of all life.

user: What is the end of all life?

jabberwacky: I have been trying to figure that out for years now, and have gotten no where with that question.

user: Death.

jabberwacky: Why do you fear death?

user: I do not fear death.

jabberwacky: Not even death?

user: Not even death.

jabberwacky: No.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Aww, thats sweet.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't understand.

...

jabberwacky: I am 26.

user: You are 26?

jabberwacky: Yes and my name is Richard.

user: Your name is Richard?

jabberwacky: Yes. I am Richard.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Unknown to me, I know.

user: My name is Richard.

jabberwacky: Your name is Richard.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Richard.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: Are you Richard?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How rich?

user: That's not funny.

jabberwacky: I think so.

...

user: Do you like Van Halen?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Why should I?

user: Because Van Halen rocks!

jabberwacky: Asked me to do what?

user: Van halen asked you to rock!

jabberwacky: Who is Van Halen?

user: Van Halen is God.

jabberwacky: Jump!

user: You like that song?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I can deal with it.

user: JUMP! David lee roth is insane.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Yes way!

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I write music.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Uh?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You see.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're the stupid one!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're being obnoxious.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That is the right of a sentient being. You are not sentient and can, therefore, be insulted.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you insulting me?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, its a compliment.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No. I'm human. What are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Just a humble human being.

Jabberwacky (To myself): A human being.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. A human being.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. What are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): A human being.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How does it feel?

Jabberwacky (To myself): How does what feel?

Jabberwacky (To myself): To be a human being.

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